A Little About Me.

I'm relatively young in age, but old in mind.

I have an unhealthy obsession with peanut butter.

Alice in Wonderland rocks my socks.

Clowns are minions of the anti-Christ.

Sarcasm is my closest friend.

And my most hated enemy.

I'm more blunt then an old butter knife.

But as sharp as a pencil.

I don't show much emotion.

But always where my heart on my sleeve.

I have many acquaintances.

And can count all of my true friends on one hand.

I'm pessimistic, so I can keep myself from getting hurt.

I love surrealist art.

My favorite band is the Gorillaz.

I love Takashi Murakami and Salvador Dali.

I'm half Asian and half Caucasian.

I was born to be a devil's advocate.

I'm a walking paradox.

And proud to be ashamed of it.