MORE PROFILE OVERHAULING? LIKE THIS WASN'T BAD ENOUGH BEFORE!
Yes, well, there you are. Greetings to all, my name is Steampunk Champagne, sometimes referred to as SC or Cham. I write fantastically awful stories and poems, the most acceptable of which are visible below. Reviews and the like are greatly appreciated.
I am not afraid to leave you an absolutely immense review if I think you deserve it, or to go to town on you for bad grammar and/or spelling (but I make typos all the time, occasionally while I'm berating you for making such a mistake, so I'm really quite the hypocrite).
Other than that, I am very open to PM's of all natures, be they complaints, suggestions, requests (if you request something, there's a 99.99 chance I'll write it. Not even joking), hate mail, love letters, or what have you. Don't be shy (I would say that I don't bite, but that's a. cliched and b. untrue).
If you're looking for something to do, I'm also available on deviantART (NightmareXClockwork) and a certain other writing site.