28It's Complicated » Riley's always kept guys at a distance. When asked her relationship status she'd always say, "It's complicated." Because of a cupcake favor, resulting in a blind double date, her family, and a wardrobe disaster things really get complicated. Riley goes from no guys to juggling two. She faces all her obstacles with humor, except the more difficult ones. Those she fixes with booze.

6That's Way the Cookie Crumbles » The things that happen in my life are ironically hilarious to a point where it's almost a work of fiction; I might even find it funny if it didn't always happen to me. This is my pillowbook containing it all.