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Hiring a Hooligan » by
Deena
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn't interested in money, he's interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 14, words: 110k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 807, updated: 8/23/2013 published: 9/3/2005
3k+Quinntessential » by
the milk bottle
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 23, words: 98k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 8/28/2011 published: 5/10/2008
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My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by
the milk bottle
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 700, follows: 49, 2/21/2010
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Without a Noumenon » by
Chasmodai Blue
Slash/ Teagan is a punk content to fall in love, be ridiculous, and change the world. Winter just wants to escape the Eastern Seaboard, but he wouldn't mind coming along for the ride.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 22, words: 43k+, favs: 108, follows: 50, updated: 9/15/2009 published: 1/1/2009
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inspired by sin by
doozie
This is a dark, dark one-shot in memory of Jang Ja-Yeon & countless other hopeful actresses who took their lives too early. There is CUSSING, and very MATURE content up ahead.
Fiction: General, M, English, Angst & Drama, words: 781, favs: 4, follows: 1, 8/12/2009
1Is it Genetic? » by
sarcasticism
A rich, dysfunctional family group of people bound by shared chromosomes meet up again after a lengthy seperation for a reunion. Prepare for a blood bath.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 4, words: 8k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 7/25/2009 published: 7/17/2009
484Luciology » by
skankasaurus
"Um, hello," I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. "It's nice to meet you." "...Were you just talking to your fish?"
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 11, words: 40k+, favs: 448, follows: 502, updated: 7/1/2009 published: 11/22/2007
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Wikipedia by
OspreyEagle
An acrostic about Wikipedia.
Poetry: General, K+, English, words: 19, favs: 2, 5/25/2009
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water bubbler mayhem by
gg. lass
i spent my double block in the bathroom listening to you drink in the hall while you waited to talk to me.
Poetry: Love, T, English, Drama & Angst, words: 14, favs: 1, 5/10/2009
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Wolf Bane by
justagirlx3
I was riding in my dad's car and i looked up at the moon and thought wow it looks like its sneering or something and then this poped into my head and i had to type it on my phone so I wouldn't forget.
Poetry: Fantasy, T, English, Poetry, words: 54, favs: 3, 1/26/2009
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I Pity by
i'm not dead yet
All the things that make me feel pity.
Poetry: Life, T, English, Poetry & Tragedy, words: 395, favs: 4, 12/28/2008
6Just For You » by
OstentatiousEloquence
Ever since her boyfriend died, she's retreated further and further into herself. Now all that's left of her is this journal, and it's just for him.
Fiction: Young Adult, T, English, Angst & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, updated: 11/6/2008 published: 11/1/2008
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The Day I Stalked Him by
Vena Cava
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 221, 8/9/2008
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Corner Perspective by
Ann Osbourne
Lane, a young street artist, endulges in creating personas of people she watches pass her stand on the New York City street corners. But she isn't the only one watching...
Fiction: General, K+, English, words: 700, favs: 2, 11/29/2007
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Hanging by
pixy-dizzy
[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue
Fiction: Romance, M, English, words: 7k+, favs: 283, follows: 18, 3/4/2006
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College Material by
Shampoo Suicide
Your failure to provide complete, accurate, and truthful information on this application will be grounds to deny or withdraw your admission. A college application that is more truthful that it should be.
Fiction: Young Adult, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 67, follows: 3, 11/27/2005