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604The WTF Journal of Thalia Evans » When life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 215, words: 55k+, favs: 174, follows: 103, updated: 9/7/2012 published: 10/13/2008
4 The Princess and the Ass A Sexy Tale of Intrigue, Forbidden Love, and Mystique: Once there was a beautiful princess who fell in love with a donkey, and once there was a servant who believed her charge to be the biggest imbecile she had ever met.-creative writing assignment-
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 5/27/2010
3 The Night Starts Here You KNOW something is wrong the moment she ninja rolls into your lawn out of the side door of a moving pizza delivery van. "I'm not who you think I am." "Really Ginger? Your name isn't Corinthia Jasminite Ramirezio? I never would have guessed!"
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 4, 12/22/2009
2 The Morning After The rather rancid breath of some homeless guy is not the best thing to wake up to on the greatest of mornings. It is, however, at its worst when you're hungover without much of a recollection of anything that happened last night.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 12/19/2009
16 The Alphabet Game A is for apple tree, B is for backyard, C is for classroom...they've done it just about everywhere now...
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Romance & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 19, follows: 2, 8/18/2009
7 For The Ridiculously Overrated In which there is a car, a pair of "Tickle Me Emo" panties, a vampire who works nights at 7-11 and a Slurppy addicted girl who ridicules him horribly for it.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Romance & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 8, follows: 2, 6/23/2009
1 Amarantos when thy lives on only in heaven's hearsay..."
Poetry: Life, T, English, Romance & Poetry, words: 126, favs: 1, 6/1/2009
2 After the Present They're empty now...
Poetry: Life, T, English, Poetry, words: 207, favs: 2, 3/1/2009
2 The End To live and die for something that is but a hazy concept in our minds. There must be a reason...
Poetry: Life, T, English, Poetry, words: 254, 2/16/2009
3 Black and Blue The color of bruises and sins and us...
Poetry: Love, T, English, Angst & Spiritual, words: 274, favs: 2, 1/2/2009
2 Chinatown I wonder what she's so worried about, I'm not going anywhere, not yet...
Poetry: Family, K+, English, Family & Poetry, words: 174, favs: 1, 12/7/2008
5Pathetic Life... it sucks.
Poetry: Humor, T, English, Angst & Humor, words: 36, favs: 2, 6/1/2008
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