My name is Billiam my profession Bard... ing yeah. I used to go around to local cities telling tales about my many adventures but recently i have gotten lazy so now i am just posting it on the Internet. I am an only child, my mother stays at home and my father is a doomsayer. You know one of those guys who goes around screaming about the end of the world. My fake name that i go by is Christian so if you see a guy on the street named Christian (which would be a little hard since you can't really see names) Scream "HI BILLIAM!!" and if the guy runs away screaming he is not me.
I regret to inform you Billiam the Bard has killed himself, Billiam didn't take criticism well.