Ahoy thar! I'm TheMonomaniacalGoblin.

MONOMANIA (noun)--

1. (no longer in technical use) a psychosis characterized by thoughts confined to one idea or group of ideas.

2. an inordinate or obsessive zeal for or interest in a single thing, idea, subject, or the like.

Feel free to call me Gobs, or any variation of. I've also picked up the nicknames Alby and Fanta.

The rest of this profile is by all means, optional reading.

Current/Main WIP: Tell Me Why You Cry- My best work so far. It's my one serious work which I am considering publishing. Please feel free to give feedback on that. : )

Latin II : Veni, Vidi, Dormir.

THE ADDAMS FAMILY!

Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
Wednesday: Yes.
Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?
Wednesday: Yes.
Girl Scout: Well, I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?

Morticia: Children, what are you doing?
Wednesday: I'm going to electrocute him.
Morticia: But we're late for the charity auction.
Wednesday: But, Mother...
Morticia: I said no.
Pugsley: Pleeaaaase?
Morticia: Oh, all right.

Wednesday: May I have the salt.
Morticia: What do we say?
Wednesday: (sternly) Now.

Morticia: Wednesday's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.
Ellen: Boys?
Wednesday: Homicide.

"Speak the truth, but leave immediately after."

-Slovenian proverb

THANK YOU FOR GRACING MY PAGE WITH YOUR PRESENCE. HAVE A NICE DAY.