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Hiring a Hooligan » by Deena
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn't interested in money, he's interested in her. **COMPLETED**Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 14, words: 110k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 807, updated: 8/23/2013 published: 9/3/2005
372 DELICIOUS by iBrandi
"I'll sell my body, I don't know." He ate another cookie. "THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills." An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 113, 3/17/2009
86 My Mathematical Mind by Shampoo Suicide
And, my god, who just bursts in on someone like that. I could've been masturbating. Trigonometry, guitars, and bringing about the apocalypse or something close to it.Fiction: Young Adult, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 143, follows: 13, 6/15/2005