Heyyy, YellowShootingStar here. And really don't know what's up, what's down, or what to write on this so...read at your own risk. just a warning (;
About Me:
Basic: Well, really I'm just a a normal-crazy girl who really wants to get out, enjoy life, and try to live it to her fullest. Try, is the key word here. Oh, and along the way, meet those little God-sent angels I'd like to call my friends. Along with they're help, I'm trying to figure out who I am and be FREE. And this is where writing comes in. Basically the main reason why I write is because ideas pop into my head and I have to write them down or else they'd get lost in my tangling mess of thoughts. And if the ideas seem like they're going to be something, I add on to it; sometimes they end up as stories, sometimes they just end up as ramblings, but whatever they end up as, I'm always just glad I wrote them down before I lost them. I hate it when that happens, when you lose an idea in your head. But anyways, writing is what keeps me going, like my personal energy bunny( or whatever it is). And writing is just a part of my definition of freedom.
Age: Hmm...
Location: Lost in my own little world
Interests: I love to read; it's my obsessive hobby. And I try very hard to write. Trying, and hopefully, getting better at it. Other things I love to do include: watching movies(romance, most of the time), hanging out with my friends, spending time with my siblings, SLEEPING, trying on dresses,cheesy pickup lines, random (and sometimes pointless) arguments,LAUGHING, dancing, singing (rather horribly, maybe) taking pictures, listening to music, talking to friends, EATING,popping out of my shyness every once in a while to go crazy, and various of other things that distract me from doing homework
Random/ Favorite Quotes/ Things:
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANY OF THESE QUOTES. AND SO THE ONES WITHOUT AUTHORS ARE MOST LIKELY ANONYMOUS OR OWNED BY WHOEVER MADE THEM. Just wanted to get that clear.
~"if you want to see a rainbow, you have to put up with the rain."
~"You’ve only got one shot at life, so make sure it’s a slam dunk" (okay, so, this one I made up.)
~"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." ~ Anonymous
~"I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes."
~"I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever."
~"Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars."
~"To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world."
~"I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday."
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
Who’ll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,
Who keeps your picture in his wallet,
Who wants to show you off to the world even when you’re in sweatpants,
Who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
Who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
One who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT’S HER!
~"Friends are like butt cheeks, shit may come between them but they always stick together."
~"No ones afraid of heights, they are afraid of falling, no ones afraid of swimming they are afraid of drowning and no ones afraid of loving they are afraid of not being loved back."
~"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adele Rodgers St. Johns
~"I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me." ~ Anonymous
~"How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on." ~ Anonymous
~Life isn't measured by the breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away."
~"Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through"
~"The crack in the cement is a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break."
~"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life."
~"Friends are like butt cheeks, shit may come between them but they always stick together."
Sometimes I wish I could just be a little kid again. So when life gets tough you can just play pretend. I wanna go back to when Santa did exist. When your daddy was the only boy you ever kissed. When Disney World was the best place to be. When the only movies you could see were rated G. When your biggest problem was learning to write your name and people didn't change...and your friends were the same. And every time you were sad or you had a bad day. You could just run to mommy and it would all be okay. I wanna go back to no hurt...and no pain...just laughter. When everyone always lives happily ever after.
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
Zen For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously
1. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
2. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
3. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
4. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
5. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
6. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
7. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...
8. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
9. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
10. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
11. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
12. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
13. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
14. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
15. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
16. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
17. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
18. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
19. I couldn't repair your brake, so I made your horn louder.
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
22. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
25. A day without sunshine is like night.
26. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
27. Getting lost in thought may put you in unfamiliar territory.
28. 42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
29. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
30. You're diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
31. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
32. Remember that half the people you know are below average.
33. Despite the high cost of living, it's still extremely popular.
34. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
35.The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
36. Drive way too fast and you don't have to worry about cholesterol.
37. If you intend to live forever, so far, so good.
38. Borrow money only from pessimists; they don't expect it back.
39. Support bacteria; they're the only culture some people have.
40. If at first you don't succeed, destroy the evidence.
41. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
42. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
43. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
44. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
45. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
46. Success always occurs in private; failure, in full view.
47. The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
48. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
52.The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard (and not enough chlorine!)
53. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
54. If you think nobody cares try missing a couple of payments.
55. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.