Bing Bong ..this is your captain speaking...

Crazy Asian Lady says: Fukka Yoo, Fuk Yuu !

What movie do you know all the lines to? The Hole (UK)

What Colour are your Bed Sheets? Green And White

What is Your Favourite Smell: Sexy Man Sweat. Lynx. Men’s aftershave. Some impulse is good.also like the smell of clean clothes, fresh out the ...oven? no that cant be it... you know that big white thingy that goes round n round? ohyeh the washing machine.

Have the cops ever taken you home? No but I’ve seen the feral across the street get taken away plenty of times. hes an alcoholic poo ninny and shes a fat cow. she could end world hunger three times over.

Would you be a ninja or a pirate? Pirate kicks ninja butt (seriously, Naruto wasnt THAT good...)

What is your most overused word/statement? “I know!” “poo” and “ whatever”