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Hello! I'm Alexis Richard, and I live in the US. I'm hoping to go to Japan for a few years by a foreign exchange program. I love to write and to draw. Specifically manga and anime.

I'll tell you about me, but you won't see a pic, so I'll describe myself. I'm 5' exactly, with long copper hair down to mid-back, I have on green and one hazel eye, but you really can't tell. I'm 90 lbs, and I have scoliosis. I love to ride horses, but that's recently become impossible due to back pains from carrying a 25 lb schoolbag to EDWhite Catholic high every day.

I'm in high school and I'm 5'. Fate must have a good laugh at me every day.

Okay, enough rambling. Here's the semi-important stuff to know about me.

My mum and Dad are both adopted, so I have absolutely NO CLUE what I'm made of. It stinks. A lot. On those little test things where you have to fill out a bubble that says asian, african-american, caucasian, or other; I never know what to put. I usually end up putting other though. My parents refuse to try to find their birth parents. Neither one has any interest in such things.

The Person Behind The Pen... Uh, Screen.

Real Name: My name is Alexis Richard. Can't tell you any more, because I've been sword to secrecy by the FBI. Oops, was I not supposed to tell you that?

runs under chair and hides from government

Age: In dog years, I'm somewhere between 1 and 90 woofs.

Birthday: October 8th.

Gender: I'm definately a girl-person

Location: To quote pixie2010 "I live in a house on a street in a town in a state in a country on a planet called Earth... maybe."

Motto: So this is what earth is like...goes party

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Horsebackriding, drawing, talking to my friends on the internet, IM-ing afore-mentioned friends at un-godly hours, Laying in the grass and looking at clouds, swimming,Listening to music, and surfing the web whenever I can.

Pets: 3-4 cats, 2 dogs, and... goes count 16 rabbits.

Family: I'm an Orphan! Or I wish I was at times...

Bottom Line: My all time fave things are animals, and my art, and my writing. I'm going to be going to a vet school in a couple of years. I'm not a barbie-type girl. I don't mind climbing trees, going hiking, or fooling with bugs, frogs, etc.. but I do like to dress nicely, so i guess you could say I'm in between.

"These are a few of my favorite things."

Favorite Song of All Time. Almost any Disney song, or Sadame (piano version)

Favorite Song(s) Right Now. Single Ladies

Favorite Disney Song. I Stand Alone from Quest for Camelot. (Is that even a Disney film??)

Favorite Holiday. Christmas, of course! you get free stuff!

Favorite Actor & Actress. Matthew Broderick and...

Favorite Authors. Robin McKinley, Tamora Pierce, Dianna Wynne Jones, Anne mcCaffrey, Lori Wick, Laurie R King, and a LOT MORE!

Favorite Color. Earthy colors

Favorite Food. I'll eat anything!

Favorite Animal. Horse.

Favorite TV Channels. BBC, Sci-Fi channel, Disney channel, and Cartoon network

Favorite Music. I'll like almost anything 'cept death metal.

Favorite Classic Disney Movie. The Lion King. It's got African music!! Best movie ever made, period. End of animated story.

Favorite Musical Artists: Aly & A.J., Christina Aguilera. Jesse McCartney. Simple Plan. The All-Amarican Rejects. Evanescence. Fall Out Boy. My Chemical Romance. Taylor Swift. Justin Timberlake. Avril Lavigne. Natasha Bedingfield. Three Days Grace. Within Temptation. Nightwish.

Favorite Movies: Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl, Dead Man's Chest, and At World's End. The Chronicles of Narnia series. Sleepy Hollow. Superman movies. National Treasure. Sky High. Blast from the past. Hook. Harry Potter 1-4. Stardust (AWESOME MOVIE!!) Hairspray. Who Framed Rodger Rabbit? Robin Hood: Prince of Theives. The Emperor's New Groove. Treasure Planet. The Phantom of The Opera. Anastasia. The Princess Bride. Spider Man 1-3. Twitches. Atlantis: The Lost Empire. Batman movies. Holes. Meet The Robinsons. X Men I-III. The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. The Black Cauldron. Sinbad. Mulan. Corpse Bride. Ella Enchanted. The Princess Diaries 1-2. Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior. Spy Kids. Titanic. The Little Mermaid. The Brothers Grimm. Halloweentown series.

Favorite Video Game Platforms: Nintendo DS. Or Wii.

Favorite Video Game: I'm not gonna tell! :D

Favorite TV Shows: Kim Possible. Heroes. Doctor Who. W.I.T.C.H. Smallville. Robin Hood. Moonlight. The Batman. Avatar: The Last Airbender. Tin Man. Xiaolin Showdown. X Men. Amarican Dragon: Jake Long. House. NCIS. Criminal Minds.

Favorite Books: InkWorld trilogy. Anne McCaffrey books. Vampirates. The Twilight Saga. The Inheritance Trilogy. Artemis Fowl series. Harry Potter series. The Spiderwick Chronicles. Sherlock Holmes. Unicorns of Balinor. Capt. Hook. Jack Sparrow series.Spindle's End. Snow. Star Dog. The Bartimeus trilogy. Fruits basket. Dragon Knight, Dragon Egg, and the others. Lirial. Sabrial.

Conclusion: Reading is my life, passion, and blood. I think if you cut me, ink would run out.


Elizabeth: There will come a time when you'll have the chance to do something courageous, to do the right thing.

Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, 2006.

Lord Cutler Beckett: No doubt you've discovered that loyalty is no longer the currency of the realm, as your father believes.
Elizabeth Swann: Then what is?
Lord Cutler Beckett: I'm afraid currency is the currency of the realm.
Elizabeth Swann: I expect, then, that we can come to some sort of understanding. I'm here to negotiate.
Lord Cutler Beckett: I'm listening.
Elizabeth pulls out a gun
Lord Cutler Beckett: I'm listening intently.

Will Turner: the crew members are hanging off in two cages near the cliffs and are climbing back up Come on men! It'll take all of us to crew the Black Pearl!
Leech: Leech shouts across at him- Actually, you wouldn't need everyone! About six would do!
Leech: Oh, dear.

Jack Sparrow: I want my jar of dirt!

Gibbs: after Jack shoots the monkey- You know that don't do no good.
Jack Sparrow: It does me.

Jack Sparrow: Is this a dream?
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: No.
Jack Sparrow: I thought not. If it were, there'd be rum.
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: -hands him a bottle of rum-

Jack Sparrow: -with his back to Elizabeth, thinking that she is a man- Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!
Elizabeth Swann: I'm here to find the man I love.
Jack Sparrow: -startled- Deeply flattered, boy, but my first and only love is the sea.
Elizabeth Swann: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: -turning around- Elizabeth!
-to Gibbs-
Jack Sparrow: Hide the rum.

Gibbs: -Jack's hat is tossed overboard by the monkey while the Black Pearl is fleeing the Kraken- Jack's hat!
-the crew gathers at the rail-
Gibbs: Clear about!
Jack Sparrow: No, no! Leave it!
-the whole crew stares at him incredulously-
Jack Sparrow: Run!
-he runs away-
Gibbs: -he looks at the crew- Back to yer stations, the lot o' ye!
-he finds Jack hiding underneath the stairs-
Gibbs: Jack?
Jack Sparrow: Shhh.
Gibbs: For the love of Mother and Child, Jack, what's coming after us?
Jack Sparrow: -short pause- Nothing.

Gibbs: Let's put some distance between us and this island and head out to open sea!
Jack Sparrow: Yes to the first, yes to the second, but only insofar as we keep to the shallows as much as possible.
Gibbs: That seems a bit contradictory, Captain.
Jack Sparrow: I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Mr. Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!

Jack Sparrow: holds up jar of dirt Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!
-falls down stairs, holds up jar again-
Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.
Jack Sparrow: -sing-song- I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?

Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?

Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl, 2003.

Kim: Did you analyze that gravy sample?

Wade: Yep.

Monique: And?

Wade: ...You don't wanna know. Not until graduation. From college.

Monique: I say we trust him on the gravy.

Kim Possible. Gorilla Fist.

Aang: I've been breathing for hours.

Jeong Jeong: You want to stop breathing?

Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Deserter.

Aviarius: ( laughing ) Soon, the powers of Team Go will be mine. At long last, control of Go City will be mine! And after so many years, vengeance will be mine!

Wego 1: Mine, mine, mine.

Wego 2: He sounds like Mego.

Kim Possible, Go Team Go

Lex Luthor: Kitty, what was it my father always used to tell me?

Kitty Kowalski: You're losing all your hair?

Lex Luthor: No, before that.

Kitty Kowalski: Get out?

Superman Returns, 2006.

Shigure Sohma: So, anyway, I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is, if it isn't a problem.
Hatori Sohma: No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening.
Shigure Sohma: Hmmm? What's this, Hatori? I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru?
-long silence from the other end of the phone-
Shigure Sohma: shouts I knew it! You naughty, naughty man, you!
Hatori Sohma: No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.

Kagura: You don't know what a woman feels like when she's in love!
Shigure Sohma: Oh, yes I do! Or at least I've felt enough women to venture a guess.

Saki Hanajima: -reading "Sigh of a Summer Affair", Volume 1, by Shigure Sôma- How sad... love, doomed from the start.
Shigure Sohma: Oh, you're reading that? What do you think?
Saki Hanajima: You don't want to know what I think...
Shigure Sohma: -

afraid- Oh... no?
Saki Hanajima: ...but when is Volume 2 coming out?

Yura: Of course, her hair isn't nearly as pretty as yours, but, waste not, want not.

Kagome: With a bow and arrow ready to fire Not as pretty as his, huh? What would you know about it? You live in a time where they don't even have SHAMPOO.

Miroku (upon freeing the Water Godess): You're so beautiful, yet so tiny! It would be a first for me, but I'm certainly willing to give it a try--
Sango: TRY WHAT?!
Miroku: Heheh, Nothing, nothing...(praying) Resist all temptation...

Inuyasha: Are you crazy? You could have gotten yourself killed.
Kagome: I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't sure. I mean, he couldn't be that bad. Let's give him a chance, hear him out.
-Miroku wakes up and rubs Kagome's rear-
Kagome: -runs into Inu Yasha's arms- I was wrong. Kill him.

Naruto "Do you want to know who I am?"

Gaara: "No."

Naruto to Sasuke: When I'm around you, I wonder if its like being with a brother.

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