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Name: Ashley (my parents were real creative), but I go by Ashe in the digital world.
Age: 22
Sex: Female
Hair: shortish brownish (real exciting)
Eyes: green (probably my most exciting feature)
Weight: 145 lbs. (yayness for not exercising)
Height: 5ft.3in. (at least the last time I went to the doctor it was)
These are a Few of my Favorite Things (at least at this point in time)
Color: Turquoise (the color of my bedroom)
Food: Milk chocolate oranges (the kind you have to break to open and are usually sold during Christmas)
Drink: Pepsi (I sound really unhealthy, but I do like veggies and fruit just not as much as carbs and sweets)
T.V. Show: Attack of the Show (it's awesome and Kevin Pereira -I think that's how it's spelled- is drool-worthy) Grey's Anatomy (cause I love Dr.McSteamy - he's hot), and Desperate Housewives (cause I don't have enough drama in my life)
Movie: Twilight insert annoying highschool girl squeal (I actually read all the books before the movie, and although the movie didn't go along exactly with the book, I thought it was awesome. It's impossible anyway to fit a 12 hour book into a 2 hour movie. Rob Pattinson was hot) side note Rob Pattinson stars in a movie (not sure of the name) as Salvador Dali (a famous artist in case you're wondering - the painting with the melting clocks) where he has an affair (?) with a Spanish (?) guy. I want to watch this movie not just because I'm an art kid (adult?), but because I want to see him make out with another guy. Moving on...
Book: Mah...so many. It's impossible to choose! So I'll just list the ones that I currently have (reading) - Night World Vol. 1(teen), Night World Vol. 2 (teen), Night World Vol. 3 (teen), and Vampire Diaries (teen) by L.J. Smith; Goddess of Light (adult), Goddess of Spring (adult), Goddess of the Rose (adult), Goddess of the Sea (adult) - all by P.C. Cast, The Blue Bloods books by Melissa De La Cruz (teen), The Sookie Stackhouse novels by Charlaine Harris (adult and it has a HBO series based on it called True Blood - the books are way better though. Also, the books are set in the area I live in - Northeastern Louisiana), The House of Night Series by P.C. Cast and Kristin Cast (teen), the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer (teen), The Host by Stephenie Meyer (adult), Generation Dead and Kiss of Death (teen) by Daniel Waters (these books are about zombies and they are awesome. It feels like they deal more about racism than the undead. It's kind of an eye-opener); City of Bones (teen), City of Ashes (teen), and City of Glass (teen) by Cassandra Clare (these books are some of my most favorites); The Uglies (teen), The Pretties (teen), The Specials (teen), and The Extras (teen) by Scott Westerfield (these books are set in a very imaginative future world. He is a creative genius); and the Harry Potter books by J.K. Rowling (teen). Man... I would own so many more books if I had more money (I currently have no income).
Hobby: Reading, Photoshopping, Drawing and Playing Video Games.
Game: My all-time favorite is We (heart) Katamari (it'crazy fun with weird music that I love!) Other games include: God of War, Sly, Okami, Rogue Galaxy, Final Fantasy, Need for Speed, Kingdom Hearts, Super Mario, and Yoshi's Island.
Sculpture: The Pieta by Michaelangelo and Nike Athena
Painting: I love paintings by Monet and Manet, Cezanne's not bad either... guess I'm a sucker for impressionism.
Other Interesting Things:
Ideal mate: Good looks are... good, but a good sense of humor is a must. I'm not really picky about anything else except I do like kind of longish hair on guys, but not too long. I wish I could just marry Jack Black, but unfortunately, he's taken.
Ideal date: I'm not the type of girl that wants to eat at expensive restaurants, then take walks by the beach hand in hand. I'd rather grab a mandarine orange chicken salad from Wendy's and catch a movie or better yet have a one-on-one racing competition on Need for Speed Underground or get pulvorized in Halo 3 (cause God knows I suck at that game).
Ideal job: At first I wanted to work for Disney making/drawing movies/cartoons, but I've really come to enjoy being a graphic design artist. They can do anything from designing a logo, do designing magazine layouts/covers, t-shirts, billboards, labels for pretty much anything, and they get decent pay for it. The sky's the limit.
I'm a lover, not a fighter
a reader, not a writer.
Heehee. Stole all of these questionaires from Dirty-Angel-Toes cause I'm just that cool.
1. Full Name: Ashley C A
2. Nicknames: Ashe, worm
3. Birthday: In April :)
4. Place Of Birth: St. Francis
5. Zodiac Sign: Figure it out...
6. Male Or Female: I have female genitalia
7. School: Senior in college
8. Occupation: student. artist. friend. daughter. housekeeper. babysitter
9. Residence: Good ol' Louisiana
10. MSN Screen Name: Ashe
_Your Appearance_
12. Hair Colour: Brown
13. Hair Length: Longish
14. Eye Colour: Green
15. Weight: 155
16. Height: 5'3"
17. Braces?: Once upon a time
18. Glasses?: Do contacts count?
19. Piercings: 4
20. Tattoos: None... for now
21. Righty Or Lefty: Righty
_Firsts_
22. First Best Friend: Elizabeth
23. First Award: Honorable Mention in some art contest
24. First Sport: pfft...
25. First Pet: Cat. Catalina.
26. First Real Vacation: Define real? Amusement park? Vision Land. My aunts broke the swing yo-yo ride.
27. First Concert: Tim McGraw
28. First Love: Chocolate
_Favourites_
29. Movie: The Little Mermaid, Juno, and the Sasquatch Gang
30. TV Programme: Grey's Anatomy
31. Colour: turquoise
32. Rapper: Not really into rap.
33. Band/Artist: Paramore. Coldplay. Paper Route. Mutemath.
34. Song Right Now: Eat You Up by BoA
35. Friends: Meghann. If I was a lesbian, I'd probably be in love with her.
36. Sweet: Chocolate anything.
37. Sport: Is playing video games a sport? WiiSport?
38. Restuarant: Olive Garden. Quizno's.
39. Clothing Brand: I'm into cheap stylish clothes so... Target brands!
41. School Subject: Art?
42. Animal: pandas are cute.
43. Book/Author: Cassandra Clare
44. Magazine: any video game magazine. Maybe throw in some anime.
45. Shoes: My flowery Rocket Dogs
_Currently_
46. Feeling: anxious
47. Single Or Taken: Single... as always.
48. In love: Pfft.
49. Eating: nothing.
50. Drinking: water
51. Typing: Updating stolen questionnaires.
52. Online?: Facebook
53. Listening To: Eat You Up by BoA
54. Thinking About: Research paper topics.
55. Wanting To: Read naughty stories.
56. Watching: T.V. is currently off.
57. Wearing: Dingy clothes like always.
_Future_
58. Want Kids?: Maybe... I've personally seen one been born. Not fun.
59. Want To Get Married?: Gotta find a man first, which is unlikely to happen anytime soon.
60. Careers In Mind: Graphic Designer
61. Where Do You Want To Live: Away from the parents.
62. Car: Gas efficient car. Maybe electric.
Another one I stole. I'm the quiz thief.
1 - My ex…
Bull rider. No, seriously.
2 - Maybe I should…
Get a job.
3 - I love…
My little brother. Platonically, of course.
4 - People would say that I'm…
nerdy. forgetful.
5 - I don't understand…
Spanish. :P
6 - When I wake up in the morning…
I take a shower or pee.
7 - I lost…
at Halo 2. alot.
8 - Life is full of…
drama.
9 - My past is…
filled with geekalicious things. Still is.
10 - I get annoyed when…
My mom doesn't let me take naps. Yep, I'm a loser who still lives at home.
11 - Parties are…
questionable.
12 - I wish…
I could have a breast reduction, and my back would stop aching.
13 - Dogs…
are kissable.
14 - Cats…
are kissable.
15 - Tomorrow…
is a mystery. Yesterday is history. Today is a gift, that's why it is called the "present"
16 - I have low tolerance…
of fritzy Mac computer programs.
17 - If I had a million dollars…
I'd probably give it to my parents to pay for my freeloading.
18 - I'm totally terrified…
of spiders. I've had a couple crawl in my bed.
NUMBAH B+
1 - YOUR REAL NAME:
Ashley
2 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')
= Ashizzle.
3 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal)
= Turquoise panda.
4 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)
= I live on a street named after my last name. Don't want to give too much away.
5 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)
= Adcas. Hmm... I likey.
6 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink)
= Pink Pepsi. Real fabulous.
7 - YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mum's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mum's)
= Sclerde. That sounds like some sort of disease.
8 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)
= Raelene Arnold
9 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)
= Bloody Tater Tot. My brother's dog. Mine got ran over. :(
Here are some some authors/stories/websites that are cool, and I think are worth checking out. They should thank me for promoting them.
Note: Most of these authors and stories have a high hit count and a high number of reviews. Skeptical about any of these stories? Let the numbers do the talking. Also, I love reading and will continue adding to this list as I stumble upon more delicious and interesting stories. Check out my favorites list on this website if you're looking for more great stories on this site. You just might find something you haven't read yet.
~Authors~
Anais_Wannabe She writes original homoerotica. Most of her one-shots are unique and can be a little on the 'what the f?' side. But they are so worth checking out.
Kixx She also writes original homoerotic stories, but these are multi-chaptered. All of them are unique and mostly fantasy - things like vampires, chimera, werewolves.
Archpagen This author writes heteroerotic one-shots that are really kinky. Very pornographic.
kakashizgirl She's all about Naruto with a little of Loveless on the side. Most of her stories involve Uchihacest and many of the characters have dirty mouths. Hehe.
Teeta Here's some more slash for you. She has some really interesting stories, especially one about cat people. Who doesn't like a neko-chan?
Laaerie She's a good friend to Teeta and has many co-authored stories with her, but also some of her own. Each has a link to the other's site on their own website. Slash.
kolgrim This is also a site linked with Teeta and Laaerie. This author has no co-written stories, but many great originals. The stories are more real world - like dealing with roomates or war. Slash.
Namida This is another author connected to the previous ones. A lot of her stories deal with incest/twincest, but not all of them. Most of them are fantasy. Slash.
TwistedHilarity Her stories are great and full of sexual activities. The one I like best is The Last Pure Human where a human gets trapped on a planet full of very large cat people and becomes mated to one of the princes. Some of her other great stories are Ice Wind's Bride and Nature's Choice. Slash.
Kabi Her most famous stories deal with militaristic post-apocolyptic earth where most females are gone and the human species has adjusted by some males developing female parts so that they are able to have babies. These are great stories! Slash.
Yblue This author's most recognized story is Unconditional Love which deals with a 17-year-old stalker and his quest to win the affection of the person he worships. Slash.
poppendol This author has a few good stories. The most famous is The End of the World in which the world has been struck by a deadly virus, killing millions. The story focuses on the tale of a 16-year-old boy who is enslaved by a well-known 'general'. Slash.
Lunarwench Many good stories. Most famous for Rooftop which tells of Ethan and his winged-beastly lover. So good! Another story that's really good is Love Me about a painfully shy top meets a devilishly sexy bottom that follows him home one night and seduces him. Both are great stories. Go read them!
sagewhistler Has a story, Ink, that's about a boy who gets a tatoo unwittingly summoning a demon and binding himself to said demon. Has many other great stories.
orbiting_jupiter She has a few good stories. One about the son of a serial killer who gets involved with the son of a victim. Another about a boy who has great sex with his best friend, and thinks that's all that their relationship is about even though he has feelings for this friend. Slash.
dextrousleftie This author has a very creative imagination and comes up with some pretty neat stories. She gets inspiration from everywhere it seems. One of her stories was even inspired by the music video for "Gives You Hell" by The All-American Rejects. It's a great story. Slash.
~Stories~
Moonlight_Denial by Darkness A teenage boy who doesn't believe in the supernatural ends up moving to Whixton - a town full of the supernatural. Many things happen to change his attitude. Slash.
Undesirable by Velvet Mace Vampires are the ruling party in the world and humans are categorized by how good their blood tastes. This story is about a man whose blood is 'Undesirable' or is it? Slash.
Dandruff by Munez After walking in on his revered mentor in a kinky, compromising position, Jacob blackmails his way into the man’s home… but he never estimated ending up in his bed, too. Slash.
Muffin by Mahsa A homeless kid helps a man who has been mugged in the alley. This man turns out to be rich and powerful, and he's looking to settle his debt, whether Muffin wants it or not. Slash.
Forgotten by traxie If you're into slave/master, bondage, and abuse, look no further. Sold by an orphanage, Devin now lives under the ownership of a businessman. What does the future have in store for him? Will he be confined in his small room with a garden view for the rest of his days or is there hope for the forgotten? Slash.
Independence by just dreaming In a world where submissives, which are usually werecreatures of the small animal variety, are highly rare and treated like prized possessions by their dominant counterparts, which are dragons. The submissives are raised more like animals on an island away from tecnology and education - their only purpose is to be mated to the dragons. One submissive manages to escape the island and becomes educated in order to return to save his brother, but fate has another idea. Slash.
Sin by Sweet Surrender A farm boy who used to be a devout Christian strays from the path of 'good'. His mom sends him to 'Church camp' where he falls for a young priest-to-be. But is this relationship one-sided? Read to find out! Slash.
The_Gift by Ennya A boy is sent out into the dark night by his family and village to be a 'sacrifice' for the resident vampire, but this vampire is searching for more that just a quick meal. Slash.
Vitiosus by Entrisic Layla doesn’t mind taking care of her boss’s sweet little brother for a few weeks. However, said brother is not so little and not so sweet. Not Slash. For Once.
~Sites~
Nifty Looking for smutty slutty naughty homoerotic stories straight from the homo's mouth? Check out this website if you want to get your socks knocked off or just your rocks off.
Gay_Authors This is the place to go if you are looking for well-written quality gay fiction. Most of the authors are gay themselves, so you know that you are getting the genuine article.
Scan-Clan Like doujinshi? Here's a site with some great artists who draw doujinshi from the series Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Sailormoon. And it's free! Most of the art is amazing.
For all of those SasuNaru or NaruSasu fans out there. This is a great site with original story lines involving your favorite Naruto characters. Ranges from cute and fluffy to nice and naughty. Some of them are just amazing! A great story is also hosted there. Spiral_Falling by Becca Amon is an amazing story. Go here to check it out!
Fakku! This site is for all of you pervy anime geeks out there (including me). Go here for some pornalicious doujinshi from many different animes A through Z. There are also some questionable videos, but seeing as I have dial-up, I haven't seen them. View at your own risk. Just to let you know, 'private parts' that are drawn are usually blurred or black-masked (or whatever you call it), and most of these doujinshi are heteroerotic or homoerotic where it concerns girl on girl.
Anime-Sub Here, you can watch anime directly. Most of the videos are in Japanese with English subtitles (for all of you die-hard anime fans out there, this shouldn't be a problem). This site is pretty good about uploading anime every month. There are many shows A through Z rating from kid to mature - even yaoi.
Mangafox For those of you who love reading manga as much as I do. You should know this website, but if you don't, here it is. It has all manner of manga. I especially like the homoerotic ones. One amazing manga artist is Ike Reibun. The stories are beautifully drawn and none of the sex parts are blurred or masked, which is the case for most of the stories I've read on the site.