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1The Nephilim Protocol (Full Text) »
When he stopped the shooter at his school, Chad thought for once he'd be a hero. Instead, when they saw him smashing a wall and ripping off a boy's jaw, he was locked up and flown out to a prison in the Aleutian Islands-a prison for Nephilim, half-angel monsters with supernatural powers. Everything wants to kill him, but at the frozen edge of the world, can even an angel escape?
Fiction: Young Adult, M, English, Supernatural & Fantasy, chapters: 20, words: 75k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 11/29/2021 published: 9/10/2020
Please Make Yourself Comfortable
There is nothing wrong. Just relax, and tell me about your friends. Try to explain this vague unease you've been feeling.
Fiction: Young Adult, T, English, Angst & Drama, words: 3k+, 9/10/2020
1 Terminal
It's an endless airport, with flights always leaving, never coming in. The man has been running for longer than he can remember, trying to catch a flight, any flight, that will take him to his wife. But something always holds him back.
Fiction: Spiritual, T, English, Spiritual & Hurt/Comfort, words: 4k+, favs: 1, 9/10/2020
The Most Interesting Man in the World, or, The Eternal Sidekick
Isradore Pendleton Timinias has been cursed to lead the most interesting life in the world, making every moment more chaotic than the last, a nonstopping calvacade of adventures. This is a day in his life.
Fiction: Fantasy, T, English, Fantasy & Humor, words: 3k+, 9/10/2020
1 The Pope and His Deadly Boomerang
Alt. title: Native Speech. Go on and click it, you know you want to.
Poetry: Humor, K, English, words: 249, 6/18/2012
Law
A brief poetic examination of the history of attitudes towards chaos and order.
Poetry: General, K+, English, words: 77, 6/6/2012
2 Topping
Short poem on the necessary cruelties of a farm.
Poetry: General, K+, English, words: 117, 6/4/2012
5 Floccinaucinihilipification
A poem about the longest and most pointless word in the English language
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 109, favs: 4, 6/2/2012
3Beginning
This story begins with a Title. Haha, okay, seriously, it begins with the word "Beginning." Or maybe it begins with "This." Maybe it doesn't begin until you click it and find out.
Fiction: General, K+, English, Spiritual & Humor, words: 784, favs: 1, 1/3/2012
1 Body Work
An unlikely friendship between a car mechanic and a philosophy student gives rise to a unique undertaking
Fiction: General, K, English, words: 7k+, favs: 1, 5/16/2011
1 Park your Barge by the Cloud on the Left
You know, life is like a carousel on a roller coaster. With penguins.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 9/20/2010
4 Monster
And they were well-fed, the man and his wife, and did not hunger. Then one day the woman found the creature under the pomegranate tree.
Fiction: Fable, T, English, Spiritual & Horror, words: 1k+, favs: 4, 7/1/2010
1 Independent Research
Contrary to popular belief, the initial "Groundhog" of Groundhog's Day was not a groundhog at all, but was, in fact, a mole.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, 6/28/2010
23Felis y Canis »
Or: An Account of the War between the Cats and the Dogs. Read the tale of Princess Dim and Canis Minimus NEW: The battle is closing, and the lines are being drawn. But where?
Fiction: Fantasy, K, English, Fantasy, chapters: 23, words: 90k+, favs: 5, follows: 4, updated: 2/13/2010 published: 1/19/2009
3 Running Down
During Lunch Break, Jayne, a pilot, exchanges thoughts with Sparkie the engineer. They're just cogs in the wheel, what keeps them going?
Fiction: Sci-Fi, K, English, Romance, words: 1k+, follows: 1, 3/3/2009
Time
A young boy, still suffering from the death of his mother, contemplates the nature of time.
Fiction: General, K, English, words: 1k+, 12/26/2008