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Fireworks
A short Independence Day poemPoetry: Humor, K+, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 71, 6/21/2017
3 Dan The Refrigerator Man
My son wrote this for a school assignment. I enjoyed it so much, I thought I'd share it with you.Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 181, 5/23/2009
2 Spring Break in Alarka
I was moved by our mountain vacation.Poetry: Family, K, English, Family & Poetry, words: 195, 5/23/2009
2 Surviving OUR Childhood
For those of you who have read Surviving Childhood and think you can handle more.Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Family, words: 1k+, 4/2/2009
3 My Wicked Stepmother
Not my usual genre, but this is a short angsty poem about my wicked stepmother.Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Angst, words: 29, favs: 2, 3/14/2009
2 The Time Warp In WalMart
A helpful guide for avoiding the time-warp* in Wal-Mart. *Time-warp is a completely fictitious concept from a mom with apparently too much time on her hands. The author makes no suggestion of incurring actual danger by venturing into a Wal-Mart store.Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 1/18/2009
2 WalMart Ate My Husband
Another trip to Wal-Mart. I swear none of these actually happened. These stories are completely false and not ment to resemble anything you may have experienced in your life on any given trip to the actual store named herein. HonestlyFiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 982, 1/18/2009
1 Stuck
My son came to me yesterday and said "Mom, you should write a poem about ?, so I did. How soon can you figure out what it's about?Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 122, 1/16/2009
1 The Day Lance Split His Pants
This is just a cute little diddy. Enjoy.Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 92, 1/16/2009
3 Is It Lunchtime Yet?
Just a little funny I came up with while waiting for lunch today. Enjoy.Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 123, favs: 1, 1/14/2009
8 In Denial
If you've hit 30 I'm sure you will find this funny. For the rest of you, read about what you have to look forward to.Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 194, favs: 5, 1/14/2009
3 Anywhere But Here
If you've ever taught in a classroom you WILL laugh. If you've ever been a student in a classroom especially with a sub you know this is true.Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 148, favs: 1, 1/14/2009
3 Surviving Childhood
A brief glimpse into the circus that was my childhood.Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 210, favs: 1, 1/13/2009
2 WalMart Customer Service
This is tale for anyone who has ever been to Wal-Mart. Just read it, you'll understand.Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 1/12/2009
1 How Not To Cook A Roast
You know that line in the love song where he sings about "eatin' burnt dinners the whold first year"? This is the story of one of those dinners. I guarantee you will be laughing or crying, or likely crying laughing when you read this.Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Family, words: 1k+, 1/12/2009
3 My Family Reunion
If you can understand loving your family while still wanting to avoid them for your own sanity, you will get a laugh out of this.Poetry: Humor, T, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 205, 1/12/2009
1 Weekday Blessing
For all the hard-working Janes and Joes out there.Poetry: Work, K+, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 53, 1/11/2009
1 Loving You
another little love note, i usually send these in his lunchbox.Poetry: Love, T, English, Poetry & Romance, words: 74, favs: 2, 1/11/2009
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