2 Jumbo Shrimp: Oxymoron or Oxymurder? » A man goes on vacation and gets more that he bargained for. Or not. You tell me.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, updated: 7/13/2010 published: 7/10/2010
Black Sunshine R&R
Poetry: General, T, English, Angst, words: 50, 7/10/2010
Miscellaneous Poems » Miscellaneous poems by Garron, Including "The Cutesy Deer" and "10, Maybe 11 Things to Do Today". R&R
Poetry: General, T, English, Poetry, chapters: 8, words: 994, favs: 1, 7/10/2010
8The Little Mermaid » The REAL version of the Little Mermaid. Ariel's a spoiled brat, Sebastian's a warrior merman, Ursula's a hot cecaelia, Vanessa is a priestess...Wait. Who's Vanessa? R&R!
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Fantasy, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 5, updated: 6/20/2010 published: 10/16/2009
1Nonexistant » What the hell. I don't know. You probably should not read this.
Fiction: Fantasy, T, English, Angst, chapters: 3, words: 406, updated: 11/29/2009 published: 11/7/2009
9Happily Never After I'm not crazy or anything. I mean, it's not like I planned to throw my shoe into the crowned prince's head..." A sort-of Cinderella. An unusual tale of hope, betrayal, and true love.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Fantasy, words: 256, favs: 3, follows: 8, 10/25/2009
3 Your Favorite Brand Loves You If Companies Loved Their Customers as Much as Their Wallets...
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 127, favs: 2, 6/9/2009
The Great Hunt of Knotsbury Field Deep in the field, she noted a slumping hulk, shuffling jerkily and seeming confused. Tabby moved downwind and crept slowly closer. For the first time since her kittenhood, she was uncertain..." R&R!
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, words: 420, 3/11/2009
Deadication On this grey morning Maria began her run as always. She had the most dangerous route in all the city, and it took her by several blind corners and tall, jagged cliffs...R&R!
Fiction: Horror, T, English, Horror & Angst, words: 496, 3/10/2009
Alone in a room at Noon It was exactly midnight, new years day, and Gregory Talc was at the party in Times Square.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, words: 636, 3/10/2009
2 That One Girl There once was a girl in a creative writing class, except not really. In fact, this girl wasn't in a creative writing class at all...One of the most striking features of this girl... was her hair, in which she kept small people... R&R!
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, words: 581, favs: 2, 3/10/2009
2Of Pretty Princes and Phlegmy Princesses » Prince Perry sets off on a quest for love. Princess Flo sets off on a quest for sanity. Peasant girl Giselle sets of to pick some flowers. And Phillip... Well, Phillip doesn't like horses... Weird story, hopefully funny? R&R please! PLEASE!
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 4, words: 2k+, 2/25/2009