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16Don't Drink The Coolaid »
unless you want to wake up in a pool of your own vomit, I suggest you don't drink it... give me a reason to live and give feedback plzFiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 37, words: 45k+, favs: 13, follows: 7, updated: 9/11/2009 published: 4/30/2009
1Is it Genetic? »
A rich, dysfunctional family group of people bound by shared chromosomes meet up again after a lengthy seperation for a reunion. Prepare for a blood bath.Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 4, words: 8k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 7/25/2009 published: 7/17/2009
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Abridged Series Article
had to write this for the school paper, tell me what you thinkFiction: Essay, K+, English, Humor, words: 737, 5/1/2009
1Just Your Average Thursday »
A convenience store cashier named Adrienne and an ex-psych ward patient named Danny team up to commit elaborate pranks to their small town at night after her shift. Mayhem ensues.Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 4/19/2009 published: 4/3/2009
5 Breaking Dawn Edited
ok be aware that i threw this together in like 5 minutes and I HATE HATE HATE Rosalie i thought that required three hates so this i s a situation in which she dies a HORRIBLE PAINFUL DEATH.Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Horror, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 4/9/2009
1 Clown Pathology
George Georgia can barely come within 5 miles of a clown without going comatose. What's the story? One bad viewing of It? Or is it something more?Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 4/3/2009