I am Chronic Anachronism. "chronic" meaning all the time or habitual, and "anachronism" meaning something not in its place in time. I'm saying that I am never living in the present, if you could not guess.

I write plotless short stories in addition to terrible poetry.

I know that this site operates like Fanfiction dot Net, so please don't archive my stuff anywhere else, just link.

Bear in mind that most of my poems are songs, so lots of them will have choruses and they won't scan particularly well.

I took down "Act IV, Scene VII" because I was going to put it on fanfiction dot net, but there's no Shakespeare section that I can find, so I might put it back up...