Liya Smith PM
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Mint Allergies
Fred never considered herself a bad kisser. But the comatose nerd at her feet dares to say otherwise. ONESHOTFiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 154, follows: 10, 1/22/2011
19 Colton, The Broccoli Eyed Wonder
I struggled to pull the lap bar down, my limbs quivering from the force. I stopped when the attendant smirked and tapped a sign, which read in bold, red letters: DO NOT TOUCH. AUTOMATIC LAP BARS. /oneshotFiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 25, follows: 2, 8/29/2010
38 Saturdays
I used to hate Saturdays. Then I met Ms. Hartman and became her supposed guardian angel. She decided then and there that the only way to repay me was by setting me up with her incredibly cute grandson. ONESHOTFiction: Romance, T, English, Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 117, follows: 9, 7/19/2010
20 The HowTo Guide On Catching A Stalker
Rule #1: Keep your gun with you at all times. ONESHOTFiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Mystery, words: 1k+, favs: 4, 7/2/2010
17 Midnight Disappointments
When Jack finds rejection stamped on his forehead, his parents snogging on the kitchen counter, and his porn stolen, he is anything but happy. Then he meets Ingrid. ONESHOTFiction: Romance, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 29, 4/15/2010
36 Prince Charming Doesn't Eat At McDonalds
My, rather hopeless, attempt at finding a Prince Charming. I guess them0ngrel01 was right after all. ONESHOTFiction: Romance, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 35, follows: 2, 5/9/2009
67 Love Surveys Are For Desperate Romantics
"Would you go on a date with me, Shea O'Connor?" "No." His face fell. "Yes." He raised a brow. "Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know." She inhaled sharply. "I like bananas." ONESHOTFiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 5k+, favs: 166, follows: 9, 4/28/2009