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Cupid's Granddaughter by GermanSam
I'm like every other person who was forced into their profession. I hate it, the hours are long, I work for my grandfather, and I'm not allowed to fall in love. Piece of cake right? *Full Summary Inside*Fiction: Mythology, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 228, favs: 666, follows: 229, updated: 9/17/2011 published: 7/7/2010
18How to Survive the Oncoming Zombie Apocalypse » by Nabootique
GUYS. It's gonna happen, believe me. I'm just making sure that you're prepared for it. Here's your handy guide to preparing for - and surviving! - the imminent and oncoming zombie apocalypse. Rated T for language...R&R :3Fiction: Humor, T, English, Horror & Humor, chapters: 9, words: 5k+, favs: 9, follows: 6, updated: 9/24/2010 published: 6/20/2010
1k+ The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 221, 8/9/2008