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2The Planet Lemon How much more freakish can I be *giggles maliciously* have you ever seen a square lemon ... or a square planet for that matter? I have! Oh you have no idea! R&R!
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 215, 4/16/2002
1Mirrors Can you find your self in a mirror? Or must the mirror be more complicating? Very serious but it appears very light ... only if you read it once, to bad you can't hear me sing it. R&R and NO flames, flames are for roasting hotdogs and I'm afraid I not to
Poetry: Song, K, English, words: 282, 1/1/2002
2The Martial Art of Cat or Dog Grooming Joyus rapture, now you too can experience the painful glory of pet bathing! Nothing gets better than mortal combat with your cat, all you need is an army tank and these helpful instructions! R/R or I will open my computer and send Charlie to you! Mwhahaha
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 338, 12/26/2001
9You Mean Those Nice Men in White? Please forgive meatball head! PLEEZ! I was highly under the influence of tic-tacs, which is veeery scary, plus I gotsa bad case of writers-block! :)(: R/R is you dare! Mwhahahahaha-coughs-Mwhahahahahaha!
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 310, 12/26/2001
10A Poem that Rhymes Albebra Me STUPID POETRY! R&R or I will dance my monkey dance ... and no you do NOT want to see the monkey-dance. Mwhahahahahaha!
Poetry: General, K, English, Humor, words: 165, 12/15/2001
7Cows The video game no one will buy ...
Poetry: General, K, English, Humor, words: 125, favs: 1, 6/3/2001
5The Many Evil Little Reasons I Lock My Doors For Evil little dweebs! Just try and TP us again (rated PG for meaness)
Poetry: Song, K+, English, Humor, words: 0, 5/7/2001
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