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Prosetry
Written for and inspired by my friend bluewitness. /aeds/Poetry: Love, T, English, Poetry & Romance, words: 354, favs: 1, 1/4/2010
8Funny People
New Radicals put it best when they said, "You only get what you give." For all of the funny people on this site.Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 752, follows: 1, 1/3/2010
11 She Plays Bass
Advice for the aspiring musician. /aeds/Fiction: Young Adult, K, English, words: 570, favs: 2, 1/2/2010
4 I Guess Not
I really don't even know why I still have this poem up here... It's terrible. Don't read it.Poetry: School, K, English, Poetry, words: 104, 1/2/2010
9 Mom Called It Notsaliga, or Something
For anyone who's had a kid, is a kid, or ever was one.Poetry: Life, K, English, Poetry & Family, words: 197, 1/1/2010
5 Senior Speech
At the end of practice on Thursdays before our football games, one senior gives a speech to the team. This was mine, given before our game against our rivals on the south side. Rated for violent meat-head content. Our colors are blue and white.Fiction: General, M, English, words: 252, 12/27/2009
7 Could you compare me to a summer day?
I don't like the chick Shakespeare wrote this poem about. She's a spoiled brat.Poetry: Humor, T, English, Parody & Poetry, words: 129, 12/27/2009
24 Wanderlust
This piece warrants no further explanation. /aeds/Poetry: Life, K+, English, Poetry & Spiritual, words: 206, favs: 9, follows: 1, 12/27/2009
6 The Watcher of Winter
This is what happens when it snows and you idolize Robert Frost, but you just aren't as good as he is.Poetry: Nature, K, English, Poetry, words: 97, favs: 1, 12/26/2009
6 Pulse
Unfortunately, this is fiction. /ck/Poetry: Love, T, English, Poetry & Romance, words: 52, 12/26/2009
5 Gray Wings
Read the poem any set of three lines at a time.Poetry: General, K, English, Poetry, words: 65, 12/26/2009
8 Breaking
Fancy a quick game of ceramic frisbee? /jls/Poetry: Love, K+, English, Poetry & Angst, words: 80, favs: 1, 12/26/2009
12 What is true silence
...Poetry: Nature, K, English, Spiritual, words: 57, favs: 2, follows: 1, 12/26/2009
6 in each streetcornered bard
If FP accepted my formatting, this would easily be one of my best poems ever. Alas, such is not the case. Under semi-permanent construction.Poetry: Life, K+, English, Poetry, words: 40, 12/26/2009