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35Help! My Stalker is a Lethal Assassin »
Blue Morris is not your normal teenager. For one, she's killed more boys than she's kissed. Then there's the fact that she's also a trained assassin on a mission to kidnap the son of the most dangerous man on the planet...No one said high school was going to be easy, especially not for this socially incompetent killer.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 6, words: 17k+, favs: 24, follows: 31, updated: 6/4/2012 published: 4/16/2012
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The Essence of Not Falling in Love
Never make bets with the devil. Especially if the devil is an exceptionally handsome sophomore who may or may not like you...Whoever said these are the best years of my life needs to be bare butt spanked in front of my school. Then we'll chat. REMOVED! UNDERGOING EDITS!Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor, words: 99, favs: 124, follows: 78, updated: 4/23/2012 published: 2/21/2010
5 Triumphs and Tribulations of the Heart
What do you get when you mix gym class, mud-pits, and crazy cheeto's? A whole lotta love. ONE-SHOT!Fiction: Romance, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 13, follows: 1, 1/23/2010
8 Definitely Not Love
Band-geek Vanessa has a big problem. She loves her boyfriend but has no idea how to tell him. Although, she's having trouble figuring out if it is what it seems...Hopefully she'll find out before she says those three relationship-defining words...Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 38, follows: 1, 1/15/2010
12 Birthday Oddities
Just like that, my soul-mate-in-denial ditched me for Ashley, who can't even spell the long list of STDs she's contracted, on my birthday. I always knew my birthdays were evil, but never had I felt heartbroken. ONE-SHOT!Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 23, follows: 1, 12/13/2009