21 Soul Mateitude I think we should get married," I say. I wait for Lainey's response, but I only hear silence. I turn to look at her and die a little bit inside. Fuck my life. I just proposed my girlfriend to sleep. For the Popping That Question Contest.

28 It's Lucky Charms Time! I go into the kitchen and pour myself some Lucky Charms. I know, they're not vegan. But I simply can't resist them. They really are magically delicious. For the Breaking Up, Making Up Contest.

40 She's a Rule Breaker, Not a Troublemaker I never broke the best friend rule until now, when I got a little bit too friendly with my best friend. And the incidence of too much friendliness did not just involve lips. There was also a bed mixed in there somewhere. And nakedness. A lot of nakedness.

71 Like a Rhino, Engaged for the Very First Time You know when you see a rhinoceros, or whatever running around in the wild, you find it sort of breathtaking because the animal is beautiful and powerful." My eyebrows go way up at that. He just compared me to a rhino. While proposing. Oh. My. God.