Life in the Dorms: A Novel I never really thought I would be this type of girl. But I am. I am the girl that gets random phone calls at 2 o'clock in the morning for a quick wank. 'DTF' text messages spam my mobile like spam on a Hotmail account. But I am, and I'm hoping this blog will help me remember all the horrible things I've done to keep me from doing anymore. My name is Sloane, and I'm a dorm slut.