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STORIES:

Someone Save Me From The Hate: Possibly my main focus.

The Truth: This one is on hold right now, I'm really too busy.

Escape From Myself: Workin' on it.

Quotes

If you die, you'll be dead, and I'll be sad... Don't die, okay?

Skinny girls freeze to death faster. :)

A good friend will bail you out of jail... A best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Dammnnn! We fucked up!"

Why is all the rum gone?

You think I'm screwed up? You should meet the rest of my family.

Sometimes I do things that make me feel insane. Then I talk to you... And realize we're all pretty fucked up.

OMG!! Waffles!!

You never know how strong you are until being strong is all you have.

When I trip, she laughs. When I run into a wall, she pushes me into another one. But when I cry, she gives me a shoulder to cry on, that's what a best friend's about.

Rawr... Imma pig.

We are the people our parents warned up about.

Adorkable... C=

In 2010, the U.S Government will start shipping retards away. My eyes watered when I thought of you. Be strong and take your crayons.

I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.

I'm happy we're friends. If I'd never met you... I might have been, ugh, NORMAL!

No regrets, just lessons learned.

If vodka was water, and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom, and never come up. But vodka's not water, and I'm not a duck, so slide me a bottle, and shut the fuckk up. =

I shall call him Squishy, and he will be mine. And he will be my Squishy.

Best friends are hard to find, maybe because they're already mine.

95 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was at the top of a building about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 percent that would yell, "JUMP BITCH, JUMP!"

I'd fake blindness just to touch you inappropriately.

TACO BALLS!!

I hate escalators. I tripped once, and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.

Silence is golden. Duck-tape is silver.

Practice random acts of awesome.

I want someone provocative and talkative.

Stuck in the moment, dead at the scene.

I'm here... Hugging my pillow... Wishing it was you.

My innocence has been MUFFLED by a pillow.

STOP using Jesus as an excuse to be a narrow-minded, bigoted asshole.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not.

Pull me in the closed and never let me out.

Love isn't the words we say, the actions we take, the things we do, or the hearts we break. It's about people who can look at each other and just know.

DUCT TAPE ADDICTION

There is no God... And there is no cake.