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The Boogernose Bears In: Too Many Annoying Books!
It's horrible when you're a children's librarian. You start reading all the children's books and they make you insane! The worst series of all is THE BOOGERNOSE BEARS. I really hate those bears. Please read and see why! Rated T for potty humor, multiple drug use and sexual references.Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 305, 11/25/2013
4 Raindrops On The Window
Some very soothing haiku about waking up to a steady rain and going right back to sleep. Please write a review if you've ever had this experience!Poetry: Haiku, K, English, Poetry & Hurt/Comfort, words: 92, favs: 1, 11/7/2012
1 The Cuomo Brothers In: Let's Slash Temps!
This is a true story, and it's happening now! Spoiled aristocrat Andrew Cuomo gets his kicks firing temp workers who work hard for almost nothing. Join us for a behind the scenes look at how this governor makes his decisions!Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 490, 10/31/2012
3 The Eternal Grove »
Newly revised and updated! Somewhere in time, Polly knew she'd met him before - the exotic prince who vowed to love her for eternity! Rated T for sensuality and brief, disturbing violence.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Supernatural, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 4, updated: 10/28/2012 published: 7/22/2011
6 Two Gold Statues
A sexy little shoplifter gets more than she bargained for when she tries to rob a lonely old lady. It's just like the Twilight Zone, only it's all written in haiku!Poetry: Haiku, T, English, Mystery & Suspense, words: 275, 7/19/2012
4 All That Once Was
Mary Queen of Scots is a prisoner - meditating on loneliness and the passing of time. Oh, and also trying to escape! A series of Haiku, poignant and bittersweet. Please review!Poetry: Haiku, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Angst, words: 260, favs: 1, 7/10/2012
2The Mummy's Hand »
Thousands of years ago, their passion was a scandal in ancient Egypt. Today Polly just wants to forget her dark prince and have a normal life. But can she ever escape the curse of The Mummy's Hand?Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Supernatural, chapters: 5, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 5, 4/26/2012
2 Five Great YA Novels
These are five typical YA novels you won't be reading anytime soon. Just lame humor, so please don't be offended! Reviews are always wonderful.Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 198, 3/14/2012
3 In Dreams I Am Free
These are haiku that tell a story - the story of Mary Queen of Scots. Betrayed, helpless, and alone, she escapes from her wicked cousin Elizabeth into the land of dreams.Poetry: Haiku, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Angst, words: 209, favs: 1, 2/22/2012
2Kane's Treasure
He was a stern Puritan soldier who'd served on land and sea. She was a hot-tempered French beauty who liked the easy life at court. Naturally their relationship got off to a rocky start!Fiction: Historical, T, English, Romance & Adventure, words: 971, favs: 2, 12/23/2011
3 Just Like A King
On the eve of the English Civil War, King Charles I and Queen Henrietta Marie share an intimate moment. Very short and very steamy - rated T just to be safe!Fiction: Historical, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 382, favs: 4, follows: 1, 11/23/2011
1 Get Off Of My Cloud
Man should never blaspheme the gods - just ask Chris Munchkin of the band Coldfinger. A rock and roll fable with mild language and some steamy sex.Fiction: Mythology, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 2/2/2011
32 To Live Without Love »
Elizabeth of England will do anything to hold on to power, even imprison the gentle Queen of Scots. But Elizabeth and Mary both know how it feels to live without love!Fiction: Historical, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 9, words: 12k+, favs: 6, follows: 8, updated: 1/21/2011 published: 5/27/2010
5 Helen On The Hunt
Helen of Troy will do anything to hold on to her youth and beauty - even if it means draining the life from a girl like Alice!Fiction: Mythology, T, English, Romance & Supernatural, words: 648, favs: 1, follows: 1, 10/19/2010
3 Finished
Gentle Lady Anne says a last goodbye to her late husband. Cruel Richard is his usual unfeeling self. Or is he? Mild sensuality, adult themes.Fiction: Historical, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 247, favs: 2, follows: 1, 9/22/2010
6 The Lady Or The Tiger
In the days of Alexander the Great, a young Greek soldier must choose between love and duty. A romantic retelling of the classic tale.Fiction: Historical, T, English, Romance & Adventure, words: 2k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, 6/23/2010
4 More Than Texas
The true story of how sensible President John Tyler fell madly in love with beautiful young Julia Gardiner - the Rose of Long Island.Fiction: Historical, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 4/15/2010
3 The Serpent's Pawn
Pretty little Polly landed herself a real hunk down in Georgia. Too bad he had a prior commitment!Fiction: Horror, T, English, Horror & Romance, words: 329, favs: 1, 2/24/2010
5 Jazz Age Haiku
Five bittersweet haiku that celebrate the glamor and allure of the Jazz Age.Poetry: Haiku, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 86, favs: 5, 2/3/2010
4 Horror Haikus
Seven haiku celebrating the glamor and romance of classic horror.Poetry: Haiku, T, English, Romance & Horror, words: 107, favs: 1, 2/2/2010