I'm Strobe Light Express.
You will either love me or hate me; there is no in-between. I love life, but I can't cook to save it. Gallows humour will be the death of me...pardon the pun. I tend to randomly and spontaneously burst into song..And/or random speeches about pointless things (like this whole paragraph is doing). When my hoodie strings are uneven, I have a mini-aneurism. I'm Canadian, eh, but I don't live in an igloo and I've never seen a polar bear in my life. I am a Grammar Nazi, live with it. I love Paramore almost as much as I love Logan Lerman...maybe even the same amount. I'm irritating to the point where you'll want to drop-kick me in the face at least once in your life. I bet you just read this sentence, and it's pointless.
Believe you can, and you're halfway there.
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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." --Dr. Seuss