Hi there readers, my name is unimportant _ and this is my profile.

Age: Changes every year

Weight: you shall never know!! mwahaha

sex: no thanks

When it comes to grammar. . . lets just say I'm not the most colourful candy cane on the tree.

Please do not flame my stories, because it's really not helping me with my writing, it's just a put down, so there really is no point in flaming, constructive criticism on the other hand is perfectly fine. But really. . . if you flame my stories, i will use the flames to bake a cake for me and my nerd buddies. thanks for reading that important message. C=

I enjoy writing humor/romance, but i hope on doing at least one horror during my time here.

98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alcohol.
Copy this into your profile if you like bagels.

If you know somebody who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

now time for so EPIC QUOTES OF AWESOMENESS

Just because others tell you you can't doesn't mean their right ME!!

YES YOU CAN Obama =P

DON'T CALL ME SMALL, OR I'LL BREAK OFF YOUR LEGS AND STICK THEM ON YOUR HEAD! Edward Elric

You mean IF he finds out... Pain (Hercules)

If i had a dollar for every time you said that... i would be very poor... me and many other people...

when two cats cant groove to the same tune one is gonna have to see the man upstairs.--Wayne's world

Why are all 007 bad guys rich? why can't there ever be a poor bad guy like " Fellow members of the UN i am broadcasting to you from my parents basement suite! wha... no mother i am not having a party!! She vexes me soo!" Simon King

use scope... twice a day should do it signed the dream phantom... someone from the IHS drama club

a few of my favourite Authors -

Maggie Seifvatter, Leigh Bardugo, Megan Durr, John Saul, Xiran Jay Zhao, Marissa Mayer, S.T Gibson, C.S Pacat, T.J Klune