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A Labyrinth That Will Be Underappreciated
It almost doesn't boggle the mind, somewhat.Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 625, 9/29/2013
2 Supply and Demand
You wouldn't believe how competitive those pen-makers can be.Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 472, favs: 1, 4/7/2013
3The Quest For Great Literature »
What do you get when you break all the rules of traditional fiction at once? A Quest For Great Literature, obviously!Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Adventure, chapters: 13, words: 16k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, updated: 5/19/2012 published: 12/5/2011
1 Very Sane »
Humans are *never* sarcastic.Fiction: Humor, K, English, Sci-Fi, chapters: 6, words: 3k+, 3/23/2012
4 The Ballad of the Goats
One day I wrote a poem when I should have taken notes. It was a jolly poem about polka-dotted goats.Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Sci-Fi & Supernatural, words: 788, favs: 2, 3/1/2012
A Word of Advice
Quick! Look up 'recidivist' before your molecules find something else to do!Fiction: Humor, K, English, Fantasy & Mystery, words: 599, 12/2/2011
A Miracle!
All this and many more sinister happenings await our epic hero.Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Sci-Fi & Suspense, words: 1k+, 12/1/2011
3 On Your Marx
Fighting communism one universe at a time.Fiction: General, K+, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 5/20/2011
1 An English Folk Song »
Young Willie went to London town.Poetry: Song, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 548, 3/31/2011
5 The Man Who Annulled Probability
What happens when dark matter experiments go horribly wrong? Certainty, probability, possibility, and impossibility start working backwards.Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Sci-Fi, words: 927, favs: 5, 3/16/2011
1 An Entirely Random Story
Y would I do something as heartless as this to U? I must O U something. Like a trip to the C.Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 650, favs: 1, 3/14/2011
A Shenanigan of No Real Significance
Is it truly reality?Fiction: General, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 3/13/2011