J. T. Something is a very real writer who lives near the sea and has a wife and a dog and everything.

He is not @SpookyMaidment of MaidmentUnsupervised and, furthermore, the The Pointless Incident With The Kayaks is not a collaberation between @SpookyMaidment and @ADifferentNeil.

No, my friends, J. T. Something is a very real person. He has a mortgage and everything.