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Brandi Heir PM
Joined Feb '10

Name's Brandi and i've been writing stories for years. I'm a girl, ta da da, amazing i know, freshman in high school.

Favorite Books:

Black Magician Series

Tamora Pierce, ALL, and when i say all i mean all

Lord of the Rings

To Kill a Mocking Bird

The Pellinor books

Percy Jackson and the Olympians (torturing me with the waiting for the moive! I bet it's a conspiricy against me!)

Robin Hood

Pendragon Series

Favorite Movies:


Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen


The Bourne Seires

The Oceans

King Aurther, Director's Cut

Robin Hood

Whip It (Awesome movie, go see it in the theaters. Cinametography is so good will make you dizzy!)

Favorite Music:

Owl City

Taylor Swift- You Belong with Me, Should've Said No, and Love Story

Rascal Flats- Summer Nights

Three Doors Down- Not My Time


Stand In The Rain- Superchick

Into the West- Lord of the Rings

Favorite Quotes

To dream, you have to know how to believe.

Set of Encyclopedia Britannica. For sale. Just married and my wife knows everything.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

"Your feet are freezing."
"My feet are always freezing. I have the feet of an 80 yr old man."
"I think that's hot."
-Post Grad

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Remember, you're unique. Just like everyone else.

You're not drunk until you throw yourself to the ground and miss.

A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more then an hour of praise after success.

Stand up for what's right. Even if you're standing alone.

Which hurts most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing and wishing you had?

"We must fight on!"
"We'll die. We fight and we die, that's how it goes."
"Then we'll die gloriously!"
"There's an important word there, and it's not gloriously." -Only You Can Save Mankind

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Condense soup, not books.

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by boat, it's called cargo?

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Baseball is wrong, a man with four balls cannot walk.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

"As I grow older, I regret to say that a detestable habit of thinking seems to be getting a hold of me." -H. Rider Haggard.

Will Turner: This is either madness... or brilliance.
Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

Jack: Mr. Gibbs, it seems we have a need to travel upriver.
Gibbs: By "need" do you mean a trifling need, a fleeting need, more of a passing fancy?
Jack: No. I mean a resolute and unyielding need

Norrington: You actually were telling the truth.
Jack: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.
Will: With good reason.

Jack Sparrow: "Up is down." That's just maddingly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?

"...Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?"
Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
"At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
"Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting." -Mortal Instruments City of Bones

"Shadowhunters: Looking Better In Black Than The Windows Of Our Enemies Since 1234" -Mortal Instruments City of Bones

"Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
"Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Though I've been told the resemblance is startling." -Mortal Instruments City of Bones

"If you were half as funny as you thought you were you'd be twice as funny as you are." -Mortal Instruments City of Bones

"Stay away from my blades. In fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission."
"Well, there goes my plan for selling them on eBay," Clary muttered.
"Selling them on what?"
"A mythical place of great magical power." -Mortal Instruments City of Bones

"It's not gray," Clary felt compelled to point out. "It's green."
"If there was such a thing as terminal literalism, you'd have died in childhood," said Jace -Mortal Instruments City of Bones

"That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year."
"Why?" Isabelle said.
"So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means." -Mortal Instruments City of Ashes

"You might want to lie down," Magnus advised. "I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in." -Mortal Instruments City of Ashes

Isabelle looked dubious. "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out."
"That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?" Simon inquired. "No, probably not." -Mortal Instruments City of Ashes

"Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane."
"They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are down."
"Really?" The Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. "I hadn't noticed."
Magnus looked concerned. "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." He glanced at Luke. "Tell him the wards are down." -Mortal Instruments City of Glass

No, invading a violent country and bombing it will not inspire its people to give violence up. Go figure. -Tamora Pierce

"So? He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep." -Alanna, In The Hand of the Goddess

"Lord Raoul asked me to tell you that if you get yourself killed, he will never speak to you again." -Protector of the Small, Squire

"Kel: He says he's changed.
Neal: I suppose he could have changed, I myself have noticed my growing resemblance to a daffodil.
Kel: You do look yellow around the edges. I hadn't wanted to bring it up.
Neal: We daffodils like to have things brought up. It reminds us of spring." -Protector of the Small, Page

"You are a bloody-minded savage. I hope you are kidnapped by centaurs." -Protector of the Small, Page

"Someday I must read this scholar Everyone. He seems to have written so much-all of it wrong." -Immortals, Emperor Mage

"What's dry?" "Good question. Next question!" -Protector of the Small, Lady Knight

Roger: "You're cocky, aren't you? Killed anyone recently? Alanna: "No. It's so depressing to come back and find one's work reversed." -Alanna, The Lioness Rampant (for those of you who aren't tamora pierce fans, alanna killed roger. her twin brings him back and this is their first conversation after he returns.)

Some of the quotes were things that i thought were meaningful but hey, they work right? anyway, finally finished updating my profile. stories are below. please read them and REVIEW! people can't become better writers if no one tells them what they think.

I dont know if any one noticed but...i LOVE the Mortal Instrument seires and Tamora Pierce!

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