Hey guys and gals, I'm new at writing, so if you take the time to read my stuff, I thank you. Anyway, my stuff mainly revolves around Femslash, basicly a girl in school and her teacher. But since my english teacher is bent on us writing. I might post some of the stories I write for class. I still have trouble spelling most of the time (I know, I'm in high school and my spelling sucks) so fair warning! =D So my stories are about a teacher and student relationship, if you don't like my style then don't read, you can go to Poisonedninja - her tuff is mostly naruto but it is AWESOME!! and no she is not me.
If you read and review, I will reciporacte.
Yo, I have an account on Fanfiction.net the same name, Take A Drink My Love.
So far it's only Star Trek Voyager, but I hope to add to it soon.
Bye'z
Stuff 'bout me
1. I love Harry Potter fanfiction. Mostly MM/HG or HP/SS
2. My fav colour is Green, then Yellow. It use to be yellow because every time I saw that color I thought of the person I like. I still like them, but the color green is awesome.
3. I like - use to love - Star Trek Voyager. So if you read something out of the blue like P'tahk You know where it's from.
4. I used to be complete loon, My yr 8 science teacher thinks I'm a looney I AM NOT! I am now a physco, but can you blame me? I'm having giddy moments every half hour.
5. I wear glasses. They're bright orange with dark green sides.
6. I listen to my iPod as loud as it can go - since my eyesight went hay-wire my hearing improved a lot. I'm The Type Of Girl That Turns Her Music Way Loud Just to Tune Reality Out!
7. I have a chicken at school named Dobby. - I am in love with Harry Potter :D
8. I'm awesome at Maths and L.O.V.E science.
9. I'm backwards so when it's cold it's hot to me and when it's hot it's freezing to me - teachers only just figuring that out. HA!
10. I'll do anything for my friends mainly Sissy, she's my bestest friend, practicly family - hence me calling her sissy, she's my soul sister - I won't use any real names on here, you never know who's reading this. =D
11. I have a crush on one of my old teachers. HELP!
OK!
Some Quotes
I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
Like Daddy always said: If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit!
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on my last one.
Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some people just abuse the privilege
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match it for me at kick boxing.
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't join them, bribe them. If you can't bribe them, blackmail them.
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof - then blame a Private.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.
Incoming fire has the right of way. - War Laws
I don't fight with idiots; they bring me to their level then beat me with experience.
I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
Laughter is the best medicine... or is it the wine?
In the End;; Everything Will be Okay .. if it Isn't Okay, Then It Isn't the End
Forget . The . Risk . Take . The . Fall . If . It's . What . You . Want . Then . It's . Worth . It . All .
It Taakes 42 Muscles To Frown . Buut , it Only takes 4 Muscles To Extend Yoour Arm, And Biitch Slap, That MuthaFhucker.
The Heart may be Weak, And Sometimes it may Eveen give iin. Buut I've learned that Deep Down There's a Liight that Neever goes out. -K.H.
Liive your life c.r.a.z.y and l.o.v.e every second
& take risks . you can't steal second base with your foot on 'first ,
whoever said happiness comes with sunshine , has never danced in the rain
swallow your tears ; hide your frown & trust me to never let life bring you down
& My ALL TIME FAVORITE ;
my life motto : tell the truth & run .
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Why is cheese called cheese? Why not... moose?A/N. We have thought about this question a LOT)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that therapist split in two means 'the rapist'? OMFJC!! There is no way in HELL I am going back there again!! I know, I completely agree with you.')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (Oddly enough these two things don't keep my friend awake. He can drink five cups of loaded coffee and still go to sleep in ten minutes. A/N. We have done this. Repeatedly.)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper/ screen.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them.
You can live on five hours of sleep every single day of the week, without feeling sleepy the whole day. Time is too precious to waste sleeping, when you could be writing or reading.
You wince or feel pain every time someone misspells a word or uses grammar/ punctuation incorrectly (or lack thereof.)
(copy this into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE AT THE CINEMA:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing"Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favourite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fan fiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favourite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours strait WHILE riding roller coasters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!). Crazy is when you claim to hear music through your nose and promptly hold an earphone to your nose and sing the song. Then your friends try it on their knee. (Gullible people..) Crazy is when you show everyone your two white plastic spoons called James and Oliver, claim that they are fraternal twins, and start crying when no one can tell the difference between them. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too.
Duct tape is like The Force: it has a light side and a dark side. Plus it holds the universe together.
The real problem with reality is there's no background music.
"Murderer? Well, thats a harsh word. I prefer to think of myself as a Mortality Technician"
Lemons
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice and then let the world wonder how you did it
When life gives you lemons ask for tequila and salt.
When life gives you lemons throw them back and tell life to make it's own lemonade.
"Life gave me lemons, so I squeezed them in her eyes. Lemons won't help me! Can't Life just hand me a nice bar of chocolate once in a while?"
When life gives you lemons, look at them and ask, "What the hell are these for?"
MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME….
1) My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2) My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3) My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why.
4) My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
5) My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
6) My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
7) My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
8) My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
9) My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
10) My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
11) My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
12) My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
13) My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
14) My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
15) My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
16) My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
17) My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
18) My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
19) My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
20) My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
21) My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do."
22) My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
23) My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
24) My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
25) My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
Stories
OK, so Friends, No Matter What will be updated in a few weeks. I planed on having chapter 9 up in two weeks, but i just found out that I'm going to my Nana's for a while and she doesn't have the internet. So it looks like it will be three weeks least. Sorry.
Loves ya!