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love letter to a gardener two short haikus.
Poetry: Haiku, K, English, Romance & Tragedy, words: 114, 2/13/2014
2 the floors of silent seas there was a time when it was bad luck to have a woman on board a ship. back then, if one was found, the sailors simply tied her legs together and flung her overboard. this, as any sensible person will tell you, is a mistake. why do mermaids like to drown sailors, anyway?
Fiction: Fantasy, K+, English, Horror & Fantasy, words: 114, favs: 3, 2/13/2014
2 my pockets are full of stones depression is a lot like drowning, except that you can see everyone around you breathing.
Poetry: School, K+, English, words: 114, 1/8/2014
3 a fine young corpse "let me in," called the vampire outside the window. he smelt of earth, sodden and lonely like the grave they'd buried him in.
Fiction: Horror, T, English, Supernatural & Family, words: 114, favs: 3, updated: 1/7/2014 published: 3/16/2013
64the granny who conquered the world three not-so-innocent children are facing a dreadful peril, and they haven't even had breakfast. with the help of a vegetarian vampire, an overweight siamese cat and unusually stylish arch-villain miranda goth, the mismatched group sets off to fetch back their grandmother and save the planet from her evil schemes. but will they make it in time?
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Adventure & Humor, words: 114, favs: 16, follows: 11, updated: 1/12/2013 published: 9/7/2010
63a collection of randomettes basically an archive of all the weird stuff i scribble down when I'm bored. quotes, poems, stories, etc. although most of it just sounds like i ate a dictionary and vomited up random words.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 114, favs: 14, follows: 11, updated: 9/28/2012 published: 2/25/2012
6 he kindly stopped for me it's the night when the undead walk the streets, so hayley figures she might as well try and get out for once.
Fiction: Supernatural, T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 114, favs: 3, updated: 9/18/2012 published: 9/5/2012
3 metamorphosis nightmares, witches and lesbians.
Fiction: Horror, T, English, Fantasy & Horror, words: 114, favs: 1, follows: 1, 8/25/2012
4 with friends like these we were sixteen when we killed a man.
Fiction: Young Adult, T, English, Angst & Drama, words: 114, favs: 2, 8/20/2012
1 the man who dreamed of mermaids there's this old guy in the park who says he used to see mermaids. every day he sits on a weathered wooden bench, staring out over the lake and smoking cigarettes he rolls himself, wearing some crusty old suit and a pair of leather shoes, like a man who went to meet his girlfriend at a party and turned up seventy years too late.
Fiction: General, K+, English, Humor & Tragedy, words: 114, updated: 8/11/2012 published: 8/2/2012
6 it's a mixed-up muddled-up crazy-sauce world she wishes her boyfriend wore cherry-gloss chapstick/she wishes her boyfriend wore high-heeled shoes/she wishes her boyfriend had cheekbones that cut ya/she wishes she wasn't so damn confused
Poetry: Song, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 114, favs: 4, updated: 8/2/2012 published: 10/9/2011
4 fingertips an aged couple look back on their life together.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Spiritual & Tragedy, words: 114, favs: 3, updated: 7/30/2012 published: 6/29/2012
5 the monster under the bed "it's kind of lonely," the monster remarks, sadly, "to be this scary."
Poetry: Haiku, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 114, favs: 2, follows: 1, 6/30/2012
12 when i was the moon it's pretty boring being the moon
Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 114, favs: 5, follows: 3, updated: 6/29/2012 published: 1/9/2012
70Welcome to Hell Nothing interesting has ever really happened to Amy Barlow. That is, until she and her ex-boyfriend are both killed in a freak accident and wind up in Hell. Their punishment is cruel, unusual and rather amusing - not only are they forced to endure their own company, they must also rely on each other to stay alive. Eternal damnation has never seemed so twisted.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 114, favs: 21, follows: 23, updated: 6/19/2012 published: 10/8/2010
4 ask why not the real story is not poetic. we did not live in a cardboard box, did not tame tigers and marry princes, did not travel the world and the seven seas. we walked past the chinese takeaway and back, bought two ice-creams and were caught.
Fiction: General, K+, English, Adventure & Friendship, words: 114, favs: 2, updated: 6/6/2012 published: 10/27/2011
2can't stand me now there was a time when the two of them were inseparable: the flamboyant, self-absorbed diva and the nihilistic music geek who spent his lunchtimes composing quartets in the library. both gifted. both outcasts. both nurturing dreams of fame and fortune. now they're poised on the brink of stardom, and there's only one problem - they can't stand each other.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Drama & Romance, words: 114, updated: 3/10/2012 published: 11/28/2011
5 the job interview a short piece about a young woman going for her first job interview. things don't quite go as planned.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 114, favs: 3, 1/31/2012
2 here comes the sun a young artist tries to make his mark in a world where creativity is seen as a threat.
Fiction: Fable, K+, English, Suspense & Fantasy, words: 114, favs: 2, 1/17/2012
6 the onion king a song about onions
Poetry: Song, K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 114, 12/16/2011
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