love letter to a gardener two short haikus.

2 my pockets are full of stones depression is a lot like drowning, except that you can see everyone around you breathing.

64the granny who conquered the world three not-so-innocent children are facing a dreadful peril, and they haven't even had breakfast. with the help of a vegetarian vampire, an overweight siamese cat and unusually stylish arch-villain miranda goth, the mismatched group sets off to fetch back their grandmother and save the planet from her evil schemes. but will they make it in time?

6 he kindly stopped for me it's the night when the undead walk the streets, so hayley figures she might as well try and get out for once.

4 with friends like these we were sixteen when we killed a man.

6 it's a mixed-up muddled-up crazy-sauce world she wishes her boyfriend wore cherry-gloss chapstick/she wishes her boyfriend wore high-heeled shoes/she wishes her boyfriend had cheekbones that cut ya/she wishes she wasn't so damn confused

5 the monster under the bed "it's kind of lonely," the monster remarks, sadly, "to be this scary."

70Welcome to Hell Nothing interesting has ever really happened to Amy Barlow. That is, until she and her ex-boyfriend are both killed in a freak accident and wind up in Hell. Their punishment is cruel, unusual and rather amusing - not only are they forced to endure their own company, they must also rely on each other to stay alive. Eternal damnation has never seemed so twisted.

2can't stand me now there was a time when the two of them were inseparable: the flamboyant, self-absorbed diva and the nihilistic music geek who spent his lunchtimes composing quartets in the library. both gifted. both outcasts. both nurturing dreams of fame and fortune. now they're poised on the brink of stardom, and there's only one problem - they can't stand each other.

2 here comes the sun a young artist tries to make his mark in a world where creativity is seen as a threat.