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5Two Bowls for Breakfast »
Her sarcastic and bitter thoughts differ greatly from what she says aloud. Her true emotions greatly differ from the ones she expresses. Her perception of events differs greatly from reality. And all of this really sucks for the poor guy who likes her.Fiction: Romance, M, English, Humor & Angst, chapters: 5, words: 12k+, favs: 3, follows: 4, updated: 7/13/2013 published: 1/25/2012
80The Dogs of War »
Mark would see to it that Sean, 'Professional' Dog-Walker and his own personal nightmare, never came near his front lawn again. Too bad Sean finds out that Mark's bark is far worse than his bite. M/M.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 15, words: 22k+, favs: 48, follows: 67, updated: 7/10/2013 published: 7/22/2011
26Shot to Hell »
When Trent died, Skylar Lan was appointed as his spirit guide through purgatory. But Sky's too busy trying to conquer the immortal realm to help Trent reach salvation. Hell is other people, is it not? M/MFiction: Romance, M, English, Supernatural & Humor, chapters: 8, words: 31k+, favs: 5, follows: 13, updated: 11/17/2012 published: 8/6/2011
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Didn't You Know, Baby, Ignorance is Bliss
about ptsd... or it's supposed to be, if you squint?Poetry: Life, T, English, Angst, words: 61, 9/20/2011
186 Delivered Straight to Your Door »
Andrew didn't know the love of his life was the man he'd been delivering pizzas to for months after the creep had first answered the door with "I love you, can I f*** you?" This wasn't fate. This was because Jason had memorized Drew's work schedule. M/MFiction: Romance, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 18, words: 35k+, favs: 273, follows: 114, updated: 8/4/2011 published: 3/5/2011
Planet Hopping from the Law »
Rxill, an officer of the Pan-Galactic Council Police who dreams of only culinary fame, ends up on the run from the law after a SPAM-mat accident causes him to switch bodies with Sam, the illegal alien he had been attempting to arrest. M for cursing
Fiction: Romance, M, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, chapters: 4, words: 5k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, updated: 4/9/2011 published: 1/2/2011