I gave up on this site for a while and, though I don't have stories or poetry of my own posted here (and likely never will), I found my muse to read again. That alone is something to smile about. I'm paranoid about the copyright stuff so my originals stick with me and the people who help me become better. Hopefully someday I'll be published for real and y'all will be able to read it then.
I have six locks on my door all in a row, when I go out, I only lock every other one, I figure, no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
You have just received the Amish Computer Virus.
Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system.
So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for your cooperation.