314 Real Vampires Don't Sparkle » REMOVED FOR PUBLICATION. SEE INSIDE. Matheus didn't ask for this. He just wanted a normal, boring life. One bad night, and now he was drinking blood, running for his life, questioning his sexual orientation and generally being a whiny b*tch. Well, that last part wasn't new. slash. snarky.
Fiction: Supernatural, T, English, Supernatural & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 199, follows: 180, updated: 5/31/2013 published: 7/26/2010
8 Ring, ring Q: What is a writer's least favorite thing to do? A: Write. So what's an agent to do? Did you say commit enough felonies to quality for entry to the mob? Ding, ding! You win a prize. oneshot, dialogue only, rating for language and such.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 11, follows: 4, 2/26/2012
17 Saint Valentine's Day » Everyone celebrates in their own way. A series of one-shots. A smidgen of smut, a bit of sweet, and a lot of snark.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 10, words: 7k+, favs: 8, follows: 4, 2/13/2012
7 Cupcakes Includes: eggs on the ceiling, a maid, a break-up, several curse words, a precocious six-year-old, minimal angst, awkward flirting, cupcakes obviously , chain-smoking, a happily married gay couple and cake-related deception.
Fiction: General, T, English, Family & Romance, words: 6k+, favs: 31, follows: 4, 2/11/2012
10 Teghan's Mistake Even the smartest people do dumb things sometimes. Teghan is no exception. Just a fluffy bit of slash. oneshot.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Fantasy & Romance, words: 6k+, favs: 40, follows: 5, 11/6/2011
39 Generically Cute Romantic Comedy Title Viv is neat, Toby is not. Toby is poor, Viv is rich. Toby is hot, Viv...is also hot. My version of a romantic comedy, which like most rom-coms is not especially funny... m/m, slash, etc, etc, etc, just read the damn thing, okay?
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 17k+, favs: 85, follows: 15, 10/20/2011
13 Control Tomorrow is cranky. Soren gets a job. Soren is cranky. Tomorrow takes drastic measures. Sequel to Tomorrow's Visitor. MM. Rated for naughty language. Oneshot.
Fiction: General, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 50, follows: 8, 12/19/2010
6 Everybody Says Jakob gets drunk and lost. Oh, and a giant cockroach wants to become...intimate. A short one shot from the Neurotic and Sociopathic universe.
Fiction: Sci-Fi, T, English, Sci-Fi, words: 1k+, favs: 11, follows: 1, 12/18/2010
8 Undead Dialogue An afterlife conversation between two guy whose deaths were less than normal. If you're looking for deep, complex allegories and brooding plot lines, this is not the story for you. If you want the literary equivalent of a Easter Peep, then click on over
Fiction: Supernatural, K+, English, Humor, words: 760, favs: 7, follows: 3, 12/14/2010
38 Tomorrow's Visitor Tomorrow liked solitude. Then a naked lunatic arrived and demanded pants. Things went downhill from there. oneshot. slash.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 10k+, favs: 179, follows: 14, 10/27/2010
9 Mmm In which Sebastian is a neurotic b*tch and Jakob is himself. This only makes things worse. MM. Slash. One-shot. Sequelish to Neurotic and Sociopathic in Space.
Fiction: Sci-Fi, T, English, Angst, words: 5k+, favs: 21, follows: 4, 10/15/2010
14 Neurotic Bits » Shorts from Neurotic and Sociopathic in Space. Probably won't make sense until you've read that first.
Fiction: Sci-Fi, T, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, chapters: 6, words: 2k+, favs: 18, follows: 3, 10/6/2010
33 Fk it You know all those things you always wanted to say? Well, Adam decided to say them. m/m. fluff. oneshot.
Fiction: General, T, English, Humor, words: 911, favs: 79, follows: 6, 10/5/2010
10 The Boy Who Cried Troll You know the worst thing about being crazy is that not even your best friend will believe you when you tell him there's a troll living under the stairs. Okay, maybe not the worst. It's never really been an issue before. But it's definitely on the list.
Fiction: Supernatural, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 38, follows: 4, 10/4/2010
85 Neurotic and Sociopathic In Space! » So your hot math teacher has a spaceship hidden in his basement. Oh, and he's a wanted criminal and you ended getting kidnapped by aliens. A little freaking out might be on order. Unless you're Jakob. Then it's the best thing that ever happened to you
Fiction: Sci-Fi, M, English, Sci-Fi & Romance, chapters: 37, words: 226k+, favs: 211, follows: 51, updated: 10/3/2010 published: 8/28/2010