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3Murder in Leaf River » Olympia Marinos, a greedy landlady, has been found murdered outside her home in Leaf River, Minnesota. The list of suspects is long, from her family to disgruntled employees and tenants. It's up to detectives Ernest Daugherty and Joyce Stolter to find out who killed Olympia, and why. Rated T for uses of foul language.
Fiction: Mystery, T, English, Crime & Mystery, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, updated: 12/19/2013 published: 11/15/2013
7Knicker Frenzy » One day, in Austria, a young girl must run around town and buy Beethoven a pair of knickers. But there's one problem: The guy doesn't like any of the pairs she buys! Will she finally find the right pair, or will she go nuts?
Fiction: Historical, T, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 5k+, favs: 1, updated: 3/28/2012 published: 9/2/2011
1 Cell Phone Trouble Lisa Baines receives a huge cell phone bill in the mail. The problem? It's her daughter, hayden's, bill, and Lisa has to confront Hayden about this! Parody of an old cell phone commercial I came across on Youtube.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 260, 11/2/2011
5Oy Vey » Just a slice-of-life humor story about the Cohen kids and their daily happenings in Brooklyn, New York.
Fiction: General, T, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 10/17/2011 published: 6/11/2011
3 Shannah, Dieter and Johan's Revenge » After Shoshannah got kicked off the bus that one day, she and Dieter agreed to meet their friend, Johan, the day after. What will happen? Sequel to A Day in the Life of Dieter and Shoshannah.
Fiction: Historical, T, English, chapters: 8, words: 3k+, updated: 6/11/2011 published: 4/6/2011
2Hanna, AKA Seven » Hanna Derrick plans to fulfill her plan to destroy the Great Alemanian Empire so she and her younger brother, Lukas, can be happy again. Inspired by the anime Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion.
Fiction: Manga, T, English, Drama & Parody, chapters: 6, words: 10k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 6/4/2011 published: 4/18/2011
4 Pranking Caesar In Ancient Rome, two teens are paid by Marcus Junius Brutus the Younger to play a prank on the Roman Emperor. Rated T just to be safe.
Fiction: Historical, T, English, Humor, words: 756, 3/28/2011
3 Al Capone's Angry Richard's prank on famous gangster Al Capone was really fun...for Richard, anyway! Now Capone's angry, and Richard overhears him one day telling someone about the prank call. Will Al Capone find out who "Mr. Slappywag" really is, or will it forever be a m
Fiction: Historical, T, English, Humor & Suspense, words: 475, 3/15/2011
8 The Annoying Classmate » Naomi and her friends are four teenagers who are just having a normal day in their senior year of high school, when their archenemy, a snobby, racist boy named David, bothers them in Creative Writing.
Fiction: General, T, English, Humor, chapters: 7, words: 4k+, follows: 1, updated: 3/12/2011 published: 2/14/2011
5 The Annoying Bus Ride » Freya, Zachary and Siobhan are three friends who go to the same community college. One day, they board the city bus to go home. On the way home, they're annoyed by not only the cranky and surly bus driver, Eenis, and the bus's resident nutbag, Nimrod, but
Fiction: General, T, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 2/10/2011 published: 1/31/2011
3 Knock, Knock, Knocking on Wagner's Door In 1874 Bayreuth, some very, very bored teenagers decide to play a prank on the famous composer. Rated T to be safe.
Fiction: Historical, T, English, Humor, words: 531, 2/4/2011
7 Prank Calling Al Capone In 1930 Chicago, a bored 15-year-old boy named Richard plays a prank on the ruthless gangster. Rated T to be safe.
Fiction: Historical, T, English, Humor, words: 400, 2/3/2011
3 Calling the Fuhrer One day, in Berlin, a group of bored teenagers who throw a wild party decide to prank call their country's leader. Inspired by Cath F's "Hitler Ranting Parodies". Rated T just to be safe.
Fiction: Historical, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 1/31/2011
2 I Love You Asher has had feelings for his friend, Aaralynn, for some time. He plans to tell her how he feels.
Fiction: General, K+, English, Romance, words: 627, 1/21/2011
2 Alone Time Interrupted I thought I'd have time to myself all day, but I guess not, what with all the calls I've been getting.
Fiction: General, K+, English, Humor, words: 929, 1/19/2011
1 Lazy Josh's Bad Morning 25-year-old Joshua Jobs just wants to be lazy and sleep in till the crack of noon, but his father won't let him and forces him to get up early for an interview. I wrote this for my Creative Writing class.
Fiction: General, K+, English, Humor, words: 548, 1/19/2011
1 A Day in the Life of Dieter and Shoshannah » The accounts of two friends, one German and one Jewish, named Dieter and Shoshannah, of the events of one day when Shoshannah gets kicked off the bus just for being Jewish.
Fiction: Historical, T, English, Drama, chapters: 4, words: 4k+, updated: 1/10/2011 published: 11/29/2010
2 Cockroaches A poem based off what happened when I encountered a cockroach. Rated T just to be safe.
Poetry: General, T, English, words: 102, favs: 1, 1/4/2011
1 Interruptions 12-year-old Krysia Adamczak is home alone, just trying to get stuff done when she keeps getting interrupted by her neighbors. Inspired by a drabble prompt from "The Muse Bunny".
Fiction: Historical, T, English, Humor, words: 115, 10/14/2010
4 Autumn Road 17-year-olds Jake and Naomi are just going for a walk down Autumn Road, when things get bad as they are stalked and kidnapped by a madman. What will happen to them?
Fiction: Horror, T, English, Horror, words: 757, 10/13/2010