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Does anyone actually read these things??

My favorite quotes

You can do anything, but not everything.

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

You can never get enough of what you don’t really need.

Work like you don’t need money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like no one’s watching.

If you don’t make mistakes, you’re not working on hard enough problems. And that’s a big mistake.

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.

Before you go and criticize the younger generation, just remember who raised them.

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.

The best way to see Faith is to shut the eye of Reason.

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

Life is a coin, you can spend it anyway you wish, but you can only spend it once.

Whenever God Closes One Door He Always Opens Another , Even Though Sometimes It's Hell in the Hallway

In this world you have to pay as you go...Sometimes a little, sometimes a lot...Sometimes...all you have.

Questions that keep me up at night.:)

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"

Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean, really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with head colds off those forklifts!

How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?(If you can’t see I hope your not driving.)

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?(It’s like they want you to break the law.)

When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb or when your middle finger hit’s the palm of your hand?(How many of you just snapped your fingers (:)

What happens when you say “Hi” to you friend on an airplane who’s name is Jack.

Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops?

The best movie quotes

"I want all of you forever you and me everyday." - Ryan Gosling The Notebook

"I'm fighting for something that's real for the first time in my life." - Channing Tatum Step Up

"Two weeks that's all it took, two weeks for me to fall for you." - Amanda Seyfried Dear John

Jamie: You don't know the first thing about being someone's friend.
Landon: I don't want to just be your friend.
Jamie: You don't know what you want.
Landon: Neither do you. Maybe you're just too scared that someone might actually want to be with you.
Jamie: And why would that scare me?
Landon: Because then you wouldn't be able to hide behind your books, or your frickin' telescope, or your faith. No, no, you know the real reason why you're scared? It's cause you wanna be with me too.

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