Hello! I'm from somewhere in New York (the state, not the city), I may be anywhere between 20 and 22, and I'm probably female, but this is the internet so honestly, who knows?

I stole my penname from a Thomas Pynchon novel called The Crying of Lot 49. Sorry Thomas Pynchon.

Read/review my story! You'll love it! Actually, I can't guarantee that. You may also hate it. Or love/hate it because it's an arrogant womanizing douchebag that's somehow also extremely sexy. Anyway, I do like to return reviews when I get them.

I usually write horror. I don't know what I'm trying to accomplish, writing a romantic comedy. But it's pretty fun.

I will close with a quote:

"If you cannot convince them, confuse them."

-Truman's law