14 The Lingerie Hypothesis "You have period panties!" he exclaimed. I nodded. "Well, yeah. You're not going to wear the pretty ones when you have the Red Niagara Falls gushing out of your vagina every month." One-Shot
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 31, follows: 2, 12/29/2013
1The Yellow Brick Road When orphaned Lois Gage receives a note from her dead mother, she throws it in the trash. She doesn't even think much about it until her bus ticket to New York is switched with one that is headed for Kansas. As soon as she steps on Kansan soil, her life is shaken out of bounds by talking lions and perverted scarecrows. And let's forget the hot murderer that started it all.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Fantasy & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, 7/8/2013
Kate Nostalgia can bring fond yet bittersweet memories from childhood. Inspired by the poem "Tia Chucha".
Poetry: Friendship, K, English, Friendship, words: 332, 7/2/2013
4 By the Sea She leaned against the dagger, piercing the skin, drawing drops of crimson blood. "I know that you won't take my heart because you would rather keep it for yourself." A short retelling of the classic tale of Snow White.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Suspense, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 11/8/2011
16 Status Update "Uh, well. I think I saw your grandma...naked...jumping on cars...singing the Batman theme song." A pause. "I'll call you back." One-Shot
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 7k+, favs: 39, follows: 2, 8/18/2011
10 Runaway Groom They say that my job is absurd and preposterous, that I'm ruining the blossoming foundations of a new couple's life. I say that the groom paid me to do it. One-Shot
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 6k+, favs: 36, updated: 7/28/2011 published: 12/18/2010
5 Love's To Blame "You're wrong," he whispered, gazing softly at me. "I won't lie to you. I believe that I deserve you. I know I do." He sighed. "But… I'm too damn selfless, that I'm willing… to let you go." A Valentine's Day One-Shot
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 6k+, favs: 18, follows: 2, updated: 7/8/2011 published: 1/11/2011