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Tazz D'jecti Bonaparte PM
Joined Jun '11

"Folk are cold and heartless all their life. To me, it just gets better when they're actually 'cold and heatless'."

"A poem a day keeps the shadows at bay." Tazz D.

Hello, I'm Tazz. I, in fact, do write at least a poem a day. Most of them being a page long. I've been to a whole heap of competitions, and placed first in most. :) I also write quotes and stuff. My story writing isn't so good, but I still like to write. I hope to be a journalist for National Geographic someday.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut the fuck up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm an atheist, so I must hate the world.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be having sex with them all.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be SCREWED UP.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER(s), so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I love FIRE so I must be an ARSONIST.
I have more than 5 horses, so I MUST be a hillbillie
I grew up in a bad neighborhood, so I MUST be a gang-banger

100 Truths -

1. Real name : ... Tazz D'jecti Bonaparte.

2. Nickname(s) : Russy, Russ, Rosarie, Rosemarry.

3. Fav. color : Blue.

4. Male or female : Female.

5. Siblings: Josh, Coyote, Laycee.

6. Eye color: Blue.

7. Age: 17.

8. College : Don't know yet.

9. Hair Color : Blonde.

10. Tall or Short : Short/tall. Middleish.

11. Sweats or Jeans : Jeans.

12. Phone or Camera : Camera Phone.

13. Health freak : Somewhat.

14. Orange or Apple : Orange.

15. Do you have a crush on someone : Yup.

16. Eat or Drink : Drink.

17. Piercings : Ears.

18. Pepsi or Coke : Pepsi.


19. Been in an airplane : Yes.

20. Been in a relationship : Yes.

21. Been in a car accident : Yes.

22. Been in a fist fight : Yes.

23. First piercing : My ears.

24. Best friend : Girl: Lacie, Kacie Guy: Troy

25. First award : Dance.

26. First crush : ... Troy.

27. First word: Go away.

29. Last person you talked to: Coyote.

30. Last person you texted: Lacie.

31. Last person you watched a movie with : Kacie.

32. Last food you ate : Kiwi.

33. Last movie you watched : Haunting in Connecticut.

34. Last song you listened to: Day 'n Night.

35. Last thing you bought : A picture of a horse.

36. Last person you hugged : Heaven.


37. Food : Tomato soup and grilled cheese.

38. Drink : Orange juice, green tea.

39. Bottoms : Skirts.

40. Flower : Daffodil

41. Animal : Cat, raven.

42. Color : Blue.

43. Movie : Pulse.

44. Subject : English.


(Put an X in the brackets if yes)

45. [ ] fallen in love with someone.

46. [X] celebrated Halloween.

47. [X] had your heart broken...

48. [X] went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone.

49. ] had someone like you

51. ] got pregnant.

52. ] had an abortion.

53. [X] did something I regret.

54. [X] broke a promise.

55. [X] hid a secret.

56. [X] pretended to be happy.

57. [X] met someone who changed your life.

58. [X] pretended to be sick.

59. [X] left the country.

60. [X] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it.

61. [X] cried over the silliest thing.

62. [X] ran a mile.

63. ] went to the beach with your best friend.

64. [X] got into an argument with your friends.

65. [X] disliked someone.

66. [X] stayed single for 2 years since the first time you had a boyfriend/girlfriend


67. Eating : Nothing.

68. Drinking : Nothing

69. Listening : Nothing.

70. Sitting/Laying : Sitting in front of the computer.

71. Plans for today: Relax.

72. Waiting for: Graduation.


73. Want kids : Yes. 6.

74. Want to get married : Maybe.

75. Career : National Guard, Paeleontologist, journalist for National Geographic.

76. Lips or eyes : Eyes

77. Shorter or Taller : Taller, hopefully.

78. Romantic or spontaneous : Romantic.

81. Hook-up or relationship : Relationship!

82. Looks or personality: I go for personality...but both wouldn't be bad. :)


83. Lost glasses/contacts : No.

84. Snuck out of a house : Yes.

85. Held a gun/knife for self defense: No.

86. Killed somebody : No.

87. Broken someone's heart: No?

88. Been in love : Not really.

89. Cried when someone died : Yes.


90. Yourself : Sure.

91. Miracles : Maybe.

92. Love at first sight : Depends.

93. Heaven :Yes.

94. Santa Clause : No.

95. Aliens : Yes.

96. Ghosts : YES. Bad experience made me a believer.


97. Is there one person you really want to be with right now : Yes.

98. Do you know who your real friends are : Yes.

100. Post as 100 truths : Sure.

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