"The truth is you're the weak.

And I'm the tyranny of evil men.

But I'm tryin', Ringo.

I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd."

-Jewels, Pulp Fiction

I am an artist, more in the way of drawing, painting, and photography than anything else.

But I write, mostly poetry, but sometimes stories.

I'm very curious and that gets me into trouble more times than not.

I'm clumsy, lazy, and I cry every time I watch Extreme Home Makeover.

I am dreadfully imperfect, and I like it that way.

Perfect is terribly drab.