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Joined Sep '11

Name: Stormy

Age: 18 as of 2015

Writing status: I'm going to be joining the military and thus haven't had time to write. I don't know if I will have time to write in the future, either.

"Knowledge is power; power corrupts. Study hard, be evil."

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I really want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'"

"I hear the music of myself and write it down for no one to read."

"Not all who wander are lost."

"When you're a kid, they tell you it's all...grow up. Get a job. Get married. Have a kid, that's it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It's so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better."

"One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building. Repeatedly."

"Joss Wheden, George R. R. Martian, and Steven Moffat walk into a bar and everyone you've loved dies."

"If I asked you to sleep with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this?"

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."

"For every action there is an equal and opposite government program."

"There is no beginning to an end but there is a beginning and an end to beginning."

"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has been widely regarded as a bad move."

"If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse."

"The shadows were laughing at me--or maybe it was just me, laughing at myself."

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"You only see what the book wants to show you."

"That's the thing about pain. It demands to be felt."

"'Sort of' is a harmless thing to say, except after 'I love you,' 'You're going to live,' and 'It's a boy.'"

"What a treacherous thing it is to believe a person is more than a person."

"You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me."

"Friends are just enemies who don't have the guts to kill you."

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