5Patty & Mark in the New Millennium » Patty and Mark are a young couple who, after a lab accident, find themselves in the distant future. Who are their friends Remus and Henrietta? And will they be able to make new lives for themselves in the future, or is there some way for Patty and Mark to return to their era?

1Den Og (Den Dag) This is a song I wrote in a language I created called Firkish. I imagine it as an old folk song in the nation of Firkenmark (perhaps it holds a status in its nation similiar to "Dixie", "My Country 'Tis of Thee", or "Camptown Ladies" in the United States). Firkish is based mainly off Norwegian. Any speakers please comment and tell me what you think :)

A Christine Carol » Why is Christine so bitter at the best time of the year? A modern high school retelling of Charles Dickens' Christmastime classic.

12You're Out of This World, Vivian! » The exile government of the fallen Intergalactic Empire has finally located the last heir to the throne, with whom they hope to restore the Empire to its former power and glory... but what will they do when said heir turns out to be a sweet but ditsy Canadian high school girl?

1 Templin's Lament The ghost of a leader mourns the state of the country he helped create. Unfinished, but unfinishable...

1 Canticle of Unity A patriotic poem about my fictional country, the Orbin Federation.

2 A Squatching We Will Go » After an argument over a mysterious sound the previous night, my characters set off into the woods to prove or disprove the existence of Bigfoot! Who will be right? Believer Rusty, or skeptic Christine? Dedicated to Matt, Cliff, Renae and Bobo from "Finding Bigfoot".

1 Rubber Band Ticket Master This has been called the stupidest thing I've ever written-it may well be the stupidest thing ANYONE has ever written. I wrote it in 11th grade with the expressed intention of writing a song about absolutely nothing. But to be honest, I actually put a lot of thought into the words. Anyway, check it out, and feel free to perform it yourself if you'd like!

2 Christine and Vivian Care for a Cat » Christine and her best friend Vivian are hired by their English teacher to look after her cat, Creamsickle, while she's out of town on business. However, Creamsickle proves to be a higher maintenance cat than either girl expected...

6 Lorelei's First Date » Lorelei has a crush on the captain of the football team, but doesn't think he would like her due to her weight. When she finds herself set up on a one-eyed date with him, what will she do?