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AlexandriaAsylum PM
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Joined Feb '12
Hey! I'm Alex Fictional characters I'm in love with: Dimitri Belikov, Damon Salvatore, Jasper Hale, and Gale Hawthorne. Hobbies:Read and write Books:The Vampire Academy, Twilight, The Vampire Diaries, Harry Potter, and The Hunger Games Random things that I say at random times:peanut butter, i like fried chicken, cream cheese, weird is good strange is bad, and i like it like that! You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Life was so simple when boys had cooties Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y". I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what someone would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did. I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me? Put this in your profile if you know a person or two who needs to get squished by a bus... or Tyler Crowley's van Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick. Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door. I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity. Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken... I'm not a complete idiot... Several parts are missing! Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! Liberal tagline: friends don't let friends make up their own mind. People have one thing in common, they're all different.
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