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13 Wish Making for Idiots » Have you ever been in the situation where you have to make a wish on the spot? Have you ever felt the accompanying performance pressure? Have you felt the nervous sweat slide down the back of your neck? Have you anticipated the heckling of the genie/satyr/faery before they even open their mouth/muzzle/various holes? Fear not, the everyday idiot. Your wishmaking resource is here.
Fiction: Fantasy, K+, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 13, words: 10k+, favs: 5, follows: 6, updated: 4/4/2018 published: 9/19/2013
Flower noun 1. the seed-bearing part of a plant, consisting of reproductive organs (stamens and carpels) that are typically surrounded by a brightly colored corolla (petals) and a green calyx (sepals).
Poetry: Love, K, English, Poetry & Romance, words: 107, 4/10/2017
My Sign Iambic (or at least I tried) couplets, 24 lines, reviews are welcomed and appreciated.
Poetry: Life, K+, English, Poetry & Hurt/Comfort, words: 147, 1/23/2017
Ode, to Hide in Fear The tortures of day-time torment, the inhumanities of back-side itches, beheld within are the woes of my kind. B( R&R
Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 146, 8/26/2015
To Belong A metaphor. R&R
Poetry: Fantasy, K+, English, Poetry & Drama, words: 368, 4/22/2015
Spring How ironic, that in the time of new life, I die inside. R&R
Poetry: Nature, K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 114, 4/22/2015
1Ghost Town Read and review, please.
Poetry: Religion, K+, English, Drama & Spiritual, words: 317, 11/7/2014
1 Blonde Eyes, Blue Hair » Ever wondered what's in the forest behind your house? Answers revealed. R&R, pls.
Fiction: Fantasy, K+, English, Fantasy & Sci-Fi, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, 5/19/2013
2 Olympic TryOuts A lymric I wrote a while ago finally gets seen in this the most fabulous of summers. R&R.
Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 30, 7/31/2012
2 Monster! A beast we all know, we know a little better. R&R.
Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 93, follows: 1, 7/17/2012
2 Murphy's Law Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong. R&R!
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 27, 7/14/2012
1 A Call for Change I've been taking a long hard look at my life and I could make something better of it. I'm expressing my feelings through this poem. Read it, you could learn something.
Poetry: Life, K+, English, Poetry, words: 138, favs: 1, 7/11/2012
7 Roses are Blue I wrote this when I was sleepy, and I had just had two glasses of sparkling grape juice, so it may not make a lot of sense. But still, Enjoy!
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 213, favs: 1, follows: 1, 7/8/2012
3Hot Dog University Anthem H.D.U.'s School Anthem. Make up a Tune as You go Along! R&R, please.
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 33, 6/27/2012
6 A Phonecall Away A short story. Only one end of the Line! R&R.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 257, 6/26/2012
3 My Favorite Family Recipe If you follow these instructions, you'll end up just like my uncle fred. R&R!
Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 65, follows: 1, 6/24/2012
2 Who am I? It's a question we all ask.
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 171, favs: 2, 6/24/2012
3 The Perfect Poem NO spelling errors, NO grammar mistakes, NO inaccuracies, NO repititions...
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 1, favs: 1, 6/24/2012
1 Not Dirty! A man claims the world isn't dirty. ment to promote a cleaner earth. R&R, Please!
Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 98, 3/15/2012
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