Hello.

You're probably here because I gave you a bad review. There are a few things you should know:

1.) I do not care about your excuses for being a bad writer. I don't care if it's your first story, or if you're only _ years old, or if English is your second language (though if it is, I understand but you should be thankful for my review)

2.) I don't review to insult you. I review to help you. And you people have some hilarious responses to my reviews, I'm not going to lie.

3.) Take my advice. You won't be taken seriously as an author if you suck at writing.

4.) Feel free to send me more of your writing. I'm an extremely honest critic and I enjoy reviewing it. That is the sole reason I have this account.

5.) Be thankful. All of your friends will probably tell you that you're amazing at whatever it is you're doing. The truth is that either they're trying to spare your feelings or are just stupid. I won't. I don't lie about this stuff unless it's really funny. Abuse of the English language is often not.

I have a fanfiction account under the same name and you are free to PM me there about any fanfiction-related questions.

I would like to thank everyone who has replied with a civil, thankful response, because it's a good thing to have manners, let alone splendid internet ones.

PM me if you have any questions.

-L.ofR.