Name: Nero Fotia (But my usual penneme is Argon Jaden Siberite, but I can't use it since I'm gonna use the name sooner or later.)
Nickname: Jade; AJ; Jaden, AyJay
ALRIGHTY! HEY GUYS SO, UM... IF YOU'RE CHECKING THIS PROFILE OUT, I MIGHT AS WELL SAY THIS: I MAY OR MAY NOT CONTINUE SOME OF MY STORIES (TERRIBLE MUSE; MUSE DIED; LACK OF INTEREST; BUSY SCHEDULE; GOT TOO CAUGHT UP WITH SOMETHING ELSE; SICK; SCHOOL; WORRYING ABOUT STUFF; WATCHING ANIME; RP-ING; ETC...) SO, IF THERE'S A STORY YOU'D LIKE ME TO FINISH WRITING (MOST OF MY STORIES ALREADY HAVE THEIR CHAPTERS PRETTY MUCH PLOTTED AND THE TWO/THREE(?) I DELETED ARE THE ONES THAT I'VE GIVEN UP ON) A STORY/CHAPTER/BLAH, JUST LET ME KNOW.
Stuff that I'm writing/planning to write that just needs a bit of a push (mostly from myself... since I still have to kick my lazy behind sometimes.):
Death Chase (Next chappie kind of has me in a vine but meh... I'm almost done wit it... I think. o.o;) Link to the Past (Yeah... I rewrote the story line a bit but nothing changed much so I'm basically procrastinating with this one's progress... Sorry 'bout that) The Institute (Not exactly the most famous story under my name, but this one is a tribute/memento story from an RP that died. So, suck it up. XD) Not Your Average Physics Teacher (Um, this one is in progress... and is more of an office/school romance with a family twist so...)
That's it... Any suggestions of what you want me to do or write or chapter to finish, I'd be happy to listen to. XD That said, please go ahead and enjoy the other insanities I've posted on this profile. :D
Take three minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First...get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure you know the person and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write down the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2 write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write down anyone's name (like friends or family) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10, and 11. (Go with your instincts.)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game...
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is the one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you named in number 5 is the who knows you very well.
6. The person you named in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life.
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...If you don't it will become the opposite.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
BTW, Endorsing Midnight-chan's wall. I love the crazy stuff she wrote!
A Bit About Friends
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
REAL FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn! We really messed up! It sure was damn fun, though"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. And joke about it in private later.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
REAL FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue. Or keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing biography of your life, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
REAL FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
REAL FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say it’s because your gay isn't it?'
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will gossip with others about what you told them
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly skinny dip in a tank of acid or be eaten alive by termites before they even THINK of telling.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will crack under interrogation
REAL FRIENDS: Will not only keep their mouths shut, but will help you hide the body
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will look at you like you’re crazy when you tell them you’re an alien from outer space
REAL FRIENDS: Will break you out of the loony bin and drive you to New Mexico to meet up with the mother ship.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will know all your passwords
REAL FRIENDS: MADE all your passwords
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile or only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Talks you out of running away.
REAL FRIENDS: Asks, “Do you want help? I could give your parents death glares when you’re gone.”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Takes the blame for you.
REAL FRIENDS: Screams, “She did it! She did it! I’m innocent!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Asks you to take them for a ride in your new car and understands if you say no.
REAL FRIENDS: Steals your keys and takes it for a joyride, and the police bring it back at midnight the next week looking like an eighty-year-old thing that was just pulled out of the Hudson.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Is happy for you if you’re pregnant.
REAL FRIENDS: Groans and asks, “Who’s the unlucky parent then?”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Helps you when you fall.
REAL FRIENDS: Rolls around laughing and trips you again.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Helps you find your way when you’re lost.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the one putting magnets near your compass, stealing your map, and giving you wrong directions.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Helps you learn to drive.
REAL FRIENDS: Helps you roll your car into the lake to collect the insurance.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Hides you from the cops.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason they’re after you in the first place.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Stops you from publicly making an idiot of yourself.
REAL FRIENDS: Is up there making an idiot of their self with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will complain when you have to clean
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit on the couch and say: "Bitch, if you do not get this room clean, I will beat'chou ass."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would willingly sleep in the couch when you tell them that they can't sleep in your bed.
REAL FRIENDS: You'd tell them no but you'd wake up in the middle of the night sprawled on the floor after they hogged your entire bed.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this!
GOOD FRIENDS: Will repost this!
REAL FRIENDS: Will add to it
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus,
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile
i have 5 fingers for a reason…
My pinky finger:
for my best friend, and the promises i will never break.
My ring finger:
for that special boy, when the time is right.
My middle finger:
for that btch* who pushes me to far...
My pointer finger:
to pick out my dearest family members.
to show the rest of the world I'm going to be okay
A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...
Oh anime, anime! Where would we be?
If your presence not grace us ever so fully?
I know just what to do; we should propose a grand toast!
The grandest of toast with your preferred host!
Now young and fair girls, come one and come all!
Pick a partner to take to our anime ball!
We have every character; just tell us your type:
Height, eyes, hair color, and favorite plight.
Do you go for the leader? The king of all kings?
Who commands respect with all the awesomeness he brings?
The person in charge, who knows just what to do,
until rejected, then goes to his emo corner to cry “boo hoo!”
Or is the smart one the way you will go?
He smiles up front, he puts on quite the show.
No problem too big for him, the solutions are clear.
But a darker side will show if you get too near.
And then we have twins, who are rarely apart.
Could it be incest, or brotherly heart?
Mischievous, impish, the troublesome lot.
They differ in some ways, just don’t ask me what.
Perhaps the strong and silent man suits you best.
Barely a word ever escapes from his chest.
You may feel he’s no emotion as life passes by.
Dare offend his friends, and then you can expect you will fly!
But may haps the cute little boy with the cake?
Looks pure as a doll and you may fear he might break.
Do not be deceived, his age is more than he appears,
and he knows kung-fu! Whoa. Watch out little dears!
Or perhaps the new guy who is shy and polite?
Who will smile, take orders, and won’t put up a fight.
He listens and counsels, importantly deems.
But is everything with him just as it seems?
What if you’re a guy, who wishes a girl or two?
I think we might round up something for you.
Although our host club is comprised of guys,
a woman’s touch is at work beneath your eyes.
Laughing and smiling, tenacious and loud,
the manager can always catch quite the crowd.
The fortitude for more to go above and beyond!
No one knows what she thinks or of who she is fond.
And another you may find, with a mind open as can be.
A poor little girl that can set the rich free.
Although, go after her, you’ll hear Tamaki scream,
“If you touch my Haruhi, it is you I will cream!”
Choose any one; our doors are open for you!
This night is the night for your dreams to come true!
Your desired host is yours, providing you pay.
But none of you are commoners, so you should be okay.
Post this poem to your profile if you love Ouran!
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber disappeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"
94% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber went missing, 5% of Girls would be running around everywhere screaming "YES! HE'S GONE!", 1% would be giggling and poking their new hostage. Post this on your page if you are part of the 1%.
If you are part of the .0000000001% that does NOT have a Myspace, post this on your profile.
92 percent of teens have moved on to rap and hip-hop. If you're one of the 8 percent that likes to rock and roll, copy this into your profile!
98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile.
98 percent of the internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the six percent who arent, copy this, put it in your profile and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Takarifan101, hurkydoesntknow, RandomessSakura, RikuLuvr, byakuganwalker, RoxasRoxOutloud, sharinganrivers, MattsyKun_TEFA, LunaBlackLovesPie, FOAatyoursevice, The Midnight Shadow Star. Nero Fotia(Argon Jaden Siberite Bluridge)
Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.
98 of teenage population does or had tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't copy and paste this into your profile
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, Perfect Dreams, PaigeySama, RockerGirl0709, FOAatyourservice, The Midnight Shadow Star, Nero Fotia(Argon Jaden Siberite Bluridge)
If you LIKE WAFFLES, copy this into your profile! Add your name- Twilitassassin13, Meco45, RockerGirl0709, FOAatyourservice, The Midnight Shadow Srar, Nero Fotia (Argon Jaden Siberite Bluridge)
CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If u think cats r awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, Mintytooth, Mistytail, RockerGirl0709, wishIwereanime, FOAatyourservice, The Midnight Shadow Star, Nero Fotia (Argon Jaden Siberite Bluridge)
Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Anime Azn Cherry, Princess-Christina-Ark, RockerGirl0709, FOAatyourservice, The Midnight Shadow Star, Nero Fotia (Argon Jaden Siberite Bluridge)
"Don't you care what others think about you?" my teacher Mrs.Zauerof. "No why should i care?" "I am me what's wrong with that?" if you agree paste this in your profile!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into a song, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.
If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile.
Copy and Paste if you have ever snapped your fingers to either a) kill something or b) to set something on fire
If you've ever run into a door (Or a wall. Or a person. Or a tree. In your own backyard. Multipul times.) copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wonder who started these copy and paste quotes copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
Life is not about waiting out the storms. It's about learning to dance in the rain. If you agree, copy this to your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you like to write, copy/paste this in your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace or Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool then copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.
If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you zone out during the day imagining that same dream continuing on then copy and paste this on your profile
If you've ever wanted to punch someone in the face copy this to your profile
If your convinced that a mosquito bit you, like it, then told his buddies 'bout you paste this on you profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever ran into a sliding glass door paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Animals count)
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you HATE it when people put the same thing on their profile more than once copy this to your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile
Copy and paste if you can type without looking at the keyboard or screen.
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you've ever pushed a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.
If you didn't know that Forte from Save Me Lollipop and Kaoru from OHSHC dubbed version were the same voices until now, copy and paste this into your profile
If you didn't know that Rokka from Save Me Lollipop and Honey from OHSHC dubbed version were the same voices until now, copy and paste this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
Fact #162738978342, you were to lazy to read that number. Post this on your profile if it got you.
If you have ever put a complete story on alert please copy and paste.
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
When in doubt, push random buttons!
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Seriously? It's just a glass of water!"
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
The trouble with life, is there's no background music.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
My mind isn't twisted, it's sprained.
Common sense is the enemy of comedy.
Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART
My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time.
Knowledge is power; Power is the root of all evil. Therefore study evil and excel at it.
What is this 'kindness' you speak of?
Why don't you slip into something comfortable, like a coma. I will gladly help you.
When in doubt...throw a chair.
If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of Progress?
Only two things are infinite: 1)The universe 2)Human stupidity
There are few problems that cannot be solved with large amounts of explosives.
Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
When i go to sleep at night I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned!
What would Scooby do?
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I used to be normal, then I met the freaks I call friends
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, then the voice in my head says, "This is going to take more than one night..."
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt
If you can't win silently, lose as loud as possible
"You're born an original, don't die a copy because it's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for who you are not."
Live well, Love much, Laugh often
I can't help but respect anyone who has followed their dreams
Life is short. But books are eternal
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly
Save the world. It's the only planet with chocolate.
I don't need a life. I'm a gamer. I have LOTS OF LIVES!
There is no beginning or end. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift.
'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it
I mustache you a question...But I think I will save it for later
Oh you broke your leg? Well that's sad...Now let me use your crutches
I'm bringing a baby T-Rex to school..I gave him a list of all the kids I want him to eat
"Just because I'm cute doesn't mean im nice."
"Education is important, school however, is another matter."
"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more."
"Don’t mess with me I've got a stick."
"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."
"You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'"
“To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.”
“Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.”
“We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.”
"If life gives you lemons, squeeze them in your enemies eyes."
"If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it." Toni Morrison
"Sanity? What would I do with something as useless as that? Lucky for me I never had any such thing." --Kenpachi Zaraki on Sanity
"iObject. Because Life is Contradictory." --Phoenix Wright on Life
"I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!" --Light Yagami on Potato Chips
"Roy Mustang is dead sexy... In a miniskirt." --Vic Mignogna on Miniskirts
"Spam, a tuna, spam spam tuna tuna, spam, a tuna, on toasted wheat bread. Spam spam tuna tuna spam spam tuna tuna, on toasted wheat bread! Don't stop, believing, hold on to that feeling--iiing! After this i must go to broadway..."-- Fullmetal Alchemist: the abridged Movie: The Conqueror of Stromboli
Oh, where, oh where has my tuna gone, oh where oh where can it be?" --FMA The Abridged Movie
Silence is golden, but ducktape is silver!
"MY CABBAGES!!!!!" - Cabbage man from Avatar the Last Airbender
"I'M TURNING THIS CAKE INTO A BOMB!”
"Good God, is she in the running for 'brattiest princess ever'? Must've been spoiled rotten when she was growing up."
"Evil Twins Get Away From My Daughter !!!!!" - Guess who ;D
"Mama!" - Tamaki
(Tamaki) "This Anime is obviously a school love comedy! Haruhi and I are the main characters so that means we are love interests" (Twins) "Yeah then what are we?" (Tamaki) "You boys are the homosexual supporting cast. So please make sure you dont step across this line" *draws line of floor* (Twins) "You've got to be kidding" - One of my many fav scenes in OHSHC
"...Bad idea..." - MORI!!!!!
"My train of thought ran away and didn't come back. It now lives in the wild."- Thief of Black Winged Hearts
"I have even lost my queen." Roy Mustang after his team got disbanded, talking about Hawkeye