The Cow Who Shouted the Odds A poem inspired by the mooing of cattle in a field, and the structure of the Haiku.

Boogie Wheats Two The musical breafast food has come on. After several years, what has happened?

Skylark » A scientist on holiday is still a scientist. Chapter 1 is the regular version of the story. Chapter 2 is the rhyming version.

Sectioned Rugs And Rotten Rolls » This is the prequel to Playboy Chickens. Like Chickens and it's sequel, it's a surreal and generally sense-free read. A part 2 has been put together and kicked about by a lummox with hefty boots.

Pavlov's Ducks Poetry about ducks. "What about the moorhens? Where are the moorhens?" you ask? There are moorhens.

Otter Perfection Mingus Dumpling surfaces once more!

1 What's on Brainless 2: For Once The Sequel is Better That the Original A guide to whats on the Brainless Network this evening.

The Golden Dragon A short history of a priceless antique.

Farming Case A Wurzel-ish parody of Green Day's Basket Case. Its not particularly good, but never mind that.

1Joey the Royalist » Joey wants America to have a king. Part one is in the style of a magazine article. Part two is the CIA's report on him. This will get expanded over thyme: speaking of which, an all new expansion in the form of an old folk song from the depression era. (Last week). Part 4 contains a silly error. I will use this as an excuse to make it generally weirder.