2 Brian and Eric: Some Random Tat » On the odd occasion, new B&E stories will be scrawled. If they have no other home to go to, they'll end up here. Drinking gin. This both in progress and complete at the same time. Both Shrodinger and Einstein would have hated it. Thanks to a review on the Buried Gems Podcast (much appreciated), some bits are being upgraded. Both Tropical Thing and Dog have been attacked.

5Fairytale of North Dorset » A modern day rubbish fairy tale based in a warped set of Dorsetshire villages. Chapter 12 has been (de) composed.

3 Dead Cone A short bit of poetry for you.

Otterburn A magazine article about a sadly defunct disco band. A lot of the names were obtained by looking at Northumberland on Google Maps.

1 Limp and Lifeless » Written in script-ish form, this is a chat show where fictitious celebs come to plug whatever product they're selling, be it themselves, a book or a song or even a film.

Hipster Healthcare A report into Mingus Dumpling's latest dubious venture.

The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Turbines This is probably meaningful and insightful. Well, it should be. Shame that it isn't.

Whats on Brainless » A look at tonights viewing on the Brainless Network. Thank you Monty Python, SMTV, Dec and Ant and others.

1 Hodgekiss » An advert for a wonderous product. Chapter 2 is it's successor.

The Book Review: The Fifth One I thought that Gumshield for a Gumshoe would be a groovy title for a book, the same for A Lentl for Yentl. The rest are cheap excuses for silly names.