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Sectioned Rugs And Rotten Rolls » This is the prequel to Playboy Chickens. Like Chickens and it's sequel, it's a surreal and generally sense-free read. A part 2 has been put together and kicked about by a lummox with hefty boots.
Fiction: Fantasy, K+, English, Fantasy & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, updated: 11/30/2020 published: 4/21/2014
1 Boogie Wheats An article about the creation of a new breakfast cereal.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 448, 11/24/2020
Pavlov's Ducks Poetry about ducks. "What about the moorhens? Where are the moorhens?" you ask? There are moorhens.
Poetry: Life, K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 219, 10/20/2020
2 Brian and Eric: Some Random Tat » On the odd occasion, new B&E stories will be scrawled. If they have no other home to go to, they'll end up here. Drinking gin. This both in progress and complete at the same time. Both Shrodinger and Einstein would have hated it. The all new Chapter 9, Digging for Treasure is dedicated to the Buried Gems Podcast. Hats off.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 9, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 8/29/2020 published: 8/14/2018
Brian and Eric's Epic Adventure » Feature length, twaddle-studded story starring your favourite loons, Brian and Eric. Two more chapters have materialised as if by magic. We are now in the territory of another witch.
Fiction: Fantasy, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 11, words: 8k+, updated: 8/23/2020 published: 11/20/2014
Otter Perfection Mingus Dumpling surfaces once more!
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 408, 7/14/2020
1 Daylight A short piece in report style about government plans. This is dangerously close to satire. Possibly.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 226, favs: 1, 6/15/2020
5Fairytale of North Dorset » A modern day rubbish fairy tale based in a warped set of Dorsetshire villages. Chapter 12 has been (de) composed. The 13th chapter has been started. It'll get here. Eventually.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, chapters: 12, words: 4k+, favs: 1, updated: 4/3/2020 published: 8/31/2018
1 What's on Brainless 2: For Once The Sequel is Better That the Original A guide to whats on the Brainless Network this evening.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 317, 2/4/2020
3 Dead Cone A short bit of poetry for you.
Poetry: General, K, English, words: 98, favs: 1, follows: 1, 1/14/2020
The Golden Dragon A short history of a priceless antique.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 551, 12/30/2019
Otterburn A magazine article about a sadly defunct disco band. A lot of the names were obtained by looking at Northumberland on Google Maps.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 934, 12/4/2019
Farming Case A Wurzel-ish parody of Green Day's Basket Case. Its not particularly good, but never mind that.
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 194, 11/23/2019
1 Limp and Lifeless » Written in script-ish form, this is a chat show where fictitious celebs come to plug whatever product they're selling, be it themselves, a book or a song or even a film.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 6, words: 29k+, updated: 9/22/2019 published: 12/14/2014
1Joey the Royalist » Joey wants America to have a king. Part one is in the style of a magazine article. Part two is the CIA's report on him. This will get expanded over thyme: speaking of which, an all new expansion in the form of an old folk song from the depression era. (Last week). Part 4 contains a silly error. I will use this as an excuse to make it generally weirder.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 1k+, updated: 8/13/2019 published: 2/9/2016
Hipster Healthcare A report into Mingus Dumpling's latest dubious venture.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 320, 8/8/2019
The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Turbines This is probably meaningful and insightful. Well, it should be. Shame that it isn't.
Poetry: General, K, English, words: 105, favs: 1, 6/20/2019
Butterfly Landings » The result of something. There will be more. This is dedicated to everyone affected by cancer.
Fiction: Fantasy, K, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 1k+, updated: 6/20/2019 published: 10/10/2018
Whats on Brainless » A look at tonights viewing on the Brainless Network. Thank you Monty Python, SMTV, Dec and Ant and others.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 317, updated: 5/16/2019 published: 10/19/2018
Super Fragile Something point free
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 72, 3/15/2019
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