Sectioned Rugs And Rotten Rolls » This is the prequel to Playboy Chickens. Like Chickens and it's sequel, it's a surreal and generally sense-free read. A part 2 has been put together and kicked about by a lummox with hefty boots.

Pavlov's Ducks Poetry about ducks. "What about the moorhens? Where are the moorhens?" you ask? There are moorhens.

Brian and Eric's Epic Adventure » Feature length, twaddle-studded story starring your favourite loons, Brian and Eric. Two more chapters have materialised as if by magic. We are now in the territory of another witch.

1 Daylight A short piece in report style about government plans. This is dangerously close to satire. Possibly.

1 What's on Brainless 2: For Once The Sequel is Better That the Original A guide to whats on the Brainless Network this evening.

The Golden Dragon A short history of a priceless antique.

Farming Case A Wurzel-ish parody of Green Day's Basket Case. Its not particularly good, but never mind that.

1Joey the Royalist » Joey wants America to have a king. Part one is in the style of a magazine article. Part two is the CIA's report on him. This will get expanded over thyme: speaking of which, an all new expansion in the form of an old folk song from the depression era. (Last week). Part 4 contains a silly error. I will use this as an excuse to make it generally weirder.

The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Turbines This is probably meaningful and insightful. Well, it should be. Shame that it isn't.

Whats on Brainless » A look at tonights viewing on the Brainless Network. Thank you Monty Python, SMTV, Dec and Ant and others.