2 Brian and Eric: Some Random Tat » On the odd occasion, new B&E stories will be scrawled. If they have no other home to go to, they'll end up here. Drinking gin. This both in progress and complete at the same time. Both Shrodinger and Einstein would have hated it. Thanks to a review on the Buried Gems Podcast (much appreciated), some bits are being upgraded. Both Tropical Thing and Dog have been attacked.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 8, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 6/19 published: 8/14/2018
1 Daylight A short piece in report style about government plans. This is dangerously close to satire. Possibly.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 226, favs: 1, 6/15
5Fairytale of North Dorset » A modern day rubbish fairy tale based in a warped set of Dorsetshire villages. Chapter 12 has been (de) composed.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, chapters: 12, words: 4k+, favs: 1, updated: 4/3 published: 8/31/2018
1 What's on Brainless 2: For Once The Sequel is Better That the Original A guide to whats on the Brainless Network this evening.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 317, 2/4
3 Dead Cone A short bit of poetry for you.
Poetry: General, K, English, words: 98, favs: 1, follows: 1, 1/14
The Golden Dragon A short history of a priceless antique.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 551, 12/30/2019
Otterburn A magazine article about a sadly defunct disco band. A lot of the names were obtained by looking at Northumberland on Google Maps.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 934, 12/4/2019
Farming Case A Wurzel-ish parody of Green Day's Basket Case. Its not particularly good, but never mind that.
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 194, 11/23/2019
1 Limp and Lifeless » Written in script-ish form, this is a chat show where fictitious celebs come to plug whatever product they're selling, be it themselves, a book or a song or even a film.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 6, words: 29k+, updated: 9/22/2019 published: 12/14/2014
1Joey the Royalist » Joey wants America to have a king. Part one is in the style of a magazine article. Part two is the CIA's report on him. This will get expanded over thyme: speaking of which, an all new expansion in the form of an old folk song from the depression era. (Last week). Part 4 contains a silly error. I will use this as an excuse to make it generally weirder.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 1k+, updated: 8/13/2019 published: 2/9/2016
Hipster Healthcare A report into Mingus Dumpling's latest dubious venture.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 320, 8/8/2019
Brian and Eric's Epic Adventure » Feature length, twaddle-studded story starring your favourite loons, Brian and Eric. Due to a writer's error, chapter 5 has now been improved, and due to its longness has been split up, thus creating chapter 6. This silliness is in keeping with the overall mission of Brian and Eric, which is to be as daft as possible.
Fiction: Fantasy, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 7, words: 5k+, updated: 7/30/2019 published: 11/20/2014
The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Turbines This is probably meaningful and insightful. Well, it should be. Shame that it isn't.
Poetry: General, K, English, words: 105, favs: 1, 6/20/2019
Butterfly Landings » The result of something. There will be more. This is dedicated to everyone affected by cancer.
Fiction: Fantasy, K, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 1k+, updated: 6/20/2019 published: 10/10/2018
Whats on Brainless » A look at tonights viewing on the Brainless Network. Thank you Monty Python, SMTV, Dec and Ant and others.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 240, updated: 5/16/2019 published: 10/19/2018
Super Fragile Something point free
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 72, 3/15/2019
1 Hodgekiss » An advert for a wonderous product. Chapter 2 is it's successor.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 467, favs: 1, 3/12/2019
Dude A daft poem that might mean something. No idea what.
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 74, 1/11/2019
The Book Review: The Fifth One I thought that Gumshield for a Gumshoe would be a groovy title for a book, the same for A Lentl for Yentl. The rest are cheap excuses for silly names.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 510, 12/29/2018
Vridavärld: Uddervarld Dream something weird, turn it into a story. This is an expansion into the world of Him without involving the bearded weirdie.
Fiction: Fantasy, K+, English, Fantasy, words: 655, 12/21/2018